#THE PURPLE EYED BAT
BATFAMILY X ENDERMAN!READER HEADCANNONS
(Sorry if bad cuz lowkey I was just thinking abt anything in my head.)
I like to imagine that the Enderman!reader is just freakylish tall so they have to bend down a lot in some doorways
Dick always likes to make tall jokes towards the Enderman or maybe just jumps forgetting that one of the batfamily members is just some tall baby giant that can’t speak cmon language
Damian definitely was weirded out at first when coming to Gotham but got use to reader who also likes to draw and paint with him.
Reader just holding random items and handing them to any member , like they don’t even question it anymore and is use to it
Jason using reader as a scare tactic for assholes just so he can see them piss their pants at a tall lurking purple eyed teenager who definitely ate their greens.
Bruce most likely have a tub or a water chamber for reader incase they go insane. Sounds a lil crazy but nothing to crazy about a plan incase a 9’5 tall teenager goes rapid in Gotham
Alfred always reads reader bedtime stories, I mean who wouldn’t like Alfred reading you a bed time story. I mean hey, I wouldn’t pass it off.
Jason would definitely act as if reader was the hoop and make reader do a circle for their arms just to dunk an empty beer can
Tim lowkey using reader as reference for some of his measuring of people’s heights in cases
Damian using reader as a person to just use as an object to lift his paintings
The family making sure that there isn’t no water around reader cause damn that would be terrible
The batboys loving their weird creature family member.
Reader just having a special umbrella for rainy days, imagining them like Peppa pig just hopping on puddle.
I can see reader lowkey having social anxiety and holding onto anyone’s hand no matter what. lol just imagine a tiny damian holding onto reader’s hand with a mean glare. “They said they didn’t want pickles on their burger.” So cute! !
Imagine how shocked the family was when reader can be harmed by water. I can see something like an accident happened and all they see is reader screaming while bubbling on a certain part of their skin
I can headcannon that reader lowkey likes to croak a lot since they like to be verbal but also do hand signs taught by Cass
I headcannon that reader has a blindfold to not get angry at the eye contact and learns to handle things more wisely
Imagine how cool it would be if the ender dragon was somewhere in Gotham looking for her precious child