#minecraft shitposts

[lespoopypodle]

Ya know I’ve been playing Minecraft for so long that I’ve probably seen Herobrine at some point. He was especially prevalent on Pocket Edition cuz it was so janky back in the day. (You have NO idea what it was like unless you actually played back in the day).

[bisexualchocolatemilk-blog]

Lukas: *exists*

Jesse:

[lunagaron]

villagers: finally a traveller to trade with. hope they have emeralds

me: *rings bell numerous times in a row* hee hee ding a ling ding

villagers: wtf

[lespoopypodle]

This just in:

I️ have caught three Wardens. And an Ancient City

I️ think I found infest stone but no Stronghold??

I️ was scammed by a treasure map

I️ found a Beach Dragon from the new dragon mod

I️ definitely have not been cheating ever (and even if I️ did it would be things that already have access to but will kms/j if I️ have to actually do it)

Whispering Death egg?? 👀

What animal should I️ make an enclosure for, Cheese?

[lespoopypodle]

Who on earth thought to themselves “okay but like what if in the third session we all have these assigned death snails. They’re super OP, they can one shot you and don’t die, also you’re soulmates with them but only when they’re drowning. Did I️ mention that they’re really fucking OP?

Grian, I️ want to study your disturbed mind under a microscope

[lespoopypodle]

Pretty sure I️ had a dream that Tango permadied from Pearl pushing him off something. Then I️ for some reason help Scar and crew kill Pearl in revenge. Although idk why Scar and crew even cared

[lespoopypodle]

Also I️ may or may not have 2 1/2 stacks of diamond ore

[lespoopypodle]

Scar to Grian about the Mending Book: you’re really putting the Sad in Soda

Grian: that’s not how- you know what nvm you’re right