#hermitcraft shitposts

[lespoopypodle]

A couple of things

Was Season 8 of Hermitcraft even real? I️ don’t say this as a joke or cuz it felt surreal. I️ could’ve sworn that at the end of Ren’s series there’s a cutscene of a spaceship with all the hermits in virtual reality tubes headed to the actual Season 8

Ah shit I️ forgot what else I️ was gonna say

Oh wait I️ just remembered. I️ remember one time during an Origins SMP Gem was a some kinda Slime. And I️ saw a short fic about her calling up iJevin to get Slime Advice. And he told her that there was an unspoken rule for Slimes that every time you enter a room you had to fart. Because I️ guess he just really wanted to fuck with her lmao

Also I️ swear during that Witches SMP (Empires adjacent folks got together and became witches idk) Scott was going on some kinda necromancy arc to revive Owen OrangeJuice because he was in love with him

[madireyn]

HEY

i’m gonna stay up all night making a grian ‘you reposted in the wrong neighborhood’ meme

who’s- who’s gonna stop me???

[lespoopypodle]

Scar to Grian about the Mending Book: you’re really putting the Sad in Soda

Grian: that’s not how- you know what nvm you’re right

[lespoopypodle]

“How to prevent illnesses with Scar” cuz everyone keeps getting sick

[lespoopypodle]

I️ look away from Scar’s stream for 10 SECONDS and I️ look back and he’s died

[lespoopypodle]

List of words to not let Scar know exist:

Organism (org yeah

Frag (I’m not falling for it)

Ogre (orgy)

You get the point

Fishing Dick was indeed a Category 5 Scar Typo

[lespoopypodle]

Scar: I️ feel like if you broke your leg in the woods Etho would come help you

Ren: Etho wouldn’t leave his house otherwise. And he’d just be his Minecraft character

Scar: hellow. Got some moose cooking on the pot

[lespoopypodle]

I️ think CC!Ren should get the dog version of catgirl headphones