COME HERE FOR ALL YOUR DAILY SHITPOSTS š³ļøāšI stand with pride!š³ļøāš If you think you know who I am in real life, no you donāt. Pretend I donāt have a tumblr ok. I finally have a damn About Me post. I call random ppl and things (including myself) sexy but like in all the wrong contexts because itās good for me to call myself sexy to help with my self esteem. Iām an adult just in case you needed to know for whatever reason. Idk what Iām doing here Iļø mostly came here for memes and to post the random ass shit that pops into my mind. Iām an asexual autistic tired dumbass and a mess so donāt at me. I basically make fun of other cis and straight ppl cuz I canāt detect jokes from gay or trans ppl. Also white ppl cuz letās be honest here a lot of ppl in majority groups are kinda assholes so I try to be one of the ppl who arenāt assholes. And no not for brownie points or some points or whatever but a lil bit of like hey you arenāt an asshole and I appreciate that would be nice from time to time. Iām in lots of fandoms youāll learn as you watch. If gay is a fandom then Iām in that one too. Iām tired. Bi bi. One of these days Iāll make an About Me post.
Disclaimer: you are legally required to be nice to me
Iām always tired so just a fair warning about that
DNI:
Ohohoho this is my favorite part. Iļø get to tell bigots to kindly fuck off. Basically stay away from my blog if youāre a bigot or whatever or want to spread discourse because Iļø canāt handle discourse unless itās funny. !ncest and pe- you know what Iļø mean, that stuff makes me uncomfy (Iļø get nervous browsing through stuff because yikers what if they ship that stuff and Iļø like their post). Terfs and other flavors of transphobes are now extra annoying to be because what the fuck is wrong with you. I am asexual so if youāre an aphobe get off my blog and go reevaluate your life choices you turd nugget. Iām autistic and ADHD so my brain does not do things like it should. The RSD (rejection sensitivity dysphoria) and the anxiety makes me really sensitive so youāre legally required to be nice to me or Iāll block you and/or cry). Iāve been diagnosed with Being a Decent Person so thereās that. N-zis, white-supremisists, and the like can fuck right off. Racists, homophobes, and ableists, what the fuck are you even doing here.
Name:
Iļø donāt actually care but Iļø totally call myself Podle when Iļø talk to myself on here cuz my friend said I could yoink her name for tumblr. My username is Le Spoopy Podle because Iļø changed it for Halloween and havenāt bothered to change it back cuz Iļø think it messes up the account. It used to be Le Notch Poodles. Notch Poodles comes from Minecraft username and smol me was like āhuh Stan from Dog with a Blogās username was something like PoodleLover123 and Notch is the cweator of Minecraft so Notch Poodles it isā and itās just kinda been a thing ever since.
Pronouns:
She/her but if you donāt like know me irl you can like use any for me because itās funny and pronouns are a social construct. Legit invent some pronouns for me for all Iļø care.
Fandoms:
This is honestly the whole reason Iļø made this post
- Transformers @tranzformies - Starscream and the other cons mostly #tf shitposts
- Good Omens @planthonyjcrowley - Crowley and Aziraphale #go shitposts
- Cyberchase @planthonyjcrowley - Digit because Iļø like birbs Iļø guess #cyberchase shitposts. Heās taken over Starscreamās account because birbs with Issues
- Wings of Fire #wof shitposts
- Unwanteds #unwanteds shitposts
- Oh duh Roirdanverse #pjo shitposts
- Minecraft #minecraft shitposts
- Animal Crossing #animal crossing shitposts
- Cyber- oh Iļø already have it
- Microfandoms that Iļø accidentally forgot about: fnaf and Undertale
- Iļø am technically in the Harry Potter fandom but letās be clear here Iļø hate JKR
Iļø personally do not like wishing death on real ppl like Jeff Bezos or cops or something so I donāt reblog those posts but you can if you feel the need to Iļø guess lol. Iļø do not condone harassment of ppl even if they suck especially not su!cide baiting.
Now itās time for my other tags:
Most things are tagged as le podle [something] so like
le podle shitposts for my shitposts
There is also #melatonin thoughts which is usually anything Iļø post after 9 pm when Iļø am high on tired especially after Iāve taken my melatonin
Other general tags:
Queer shitposts is for exactly what it looks like
Nd shitposts is for neurodiverse shitposts
Occasionally Iļø remember to tag the Little Stabby Problem Mans
Le podle arts (for regular art when Iļø get to it)
Le podle shitarts (lazy finger drawings Iļø made on my phone within five minutes because Iļø had an Idea)
Le podle music is for music related stuff Iļø guess
Le podle writes is for fanfic related things not that Iļø ever write it
A prompt? On my account? Itās more likely than you think is for prompt related things
Le podle memes is for fresh homemade memes
Le podle ships is for when Iļø remember to tag ships
Fungry pins is for things that Iļø wanted to save for later
Tag eventually is for things that Iļø didnāt feel like tagging
Tagged eventually is for if Iļø ever get around to tagging those posts
Cheese hours is stuff about my best friend Cheese
Le podle answers is for the rare occasion that Iļø get asks
Anoni? Get it nani is for anon asks
Triggers Iļø tag:
#drug mention
#caps
#big text
Nicely let me know if you want me to tag anything and Iāll let you know what Iāll tag it as. Sometimes Iļø forget to and Iām sorry about that.
The best part is Iļø firmly believe he would do this. Iļø mean him and Scar are super close Iļø think and all of Scars friends are quite dedicated to advocating for him but only when they need to
Everyone wish me luck with the final assessment tomorrow for a Zoom class Iļø havenāt been paying attention to all week cuz itās a lot of interactive labs and they literally make my head hurt
Fantastic update. Iļø got like an 80 percent thx to ChatGPT (yes ik itās bad to use it but Iļø really donāt wanna deal with that) since it was open note
Everyone wish me luck with the final assessment tomorrow for a Zoom class Iļø havenāt been paying attention to all week cuz itās a lot of interactive labs and they literally make my head hurt
A 75 yo man proudly came into the cafe wearing an Ultra Maga hat. I excused my barista from the register to handle the transaction.
"The hat is customizable," he said, struggling with the velcro patch on the front. "If I need it, I have an ICE one too. I pick based off the business i walk into."
"Customizable is an important hat descriptor," I said. "what can I get you?"
"You wouldn't believe how offended people get these days," he said. "And I'm supposed to do something about it if you're offended? You chose to be offended!"
"We all have hundreds of thousands of decisions everyday," I said. I thickened my accent. "That's what my stepdad always said. But I can make one easier - we have a delicious Ethiopian roast available."
"Like if I told you you have a bull ring," he said, "because bulls have rings in their noses. Is that offensive?"
I laughed. "I've heard that before."
"It's a joke, but people get offended. Maybe you're offended."
I looked at him. I smiled. "You aren't trying to offend me though, right?"
Of course he was. I was being friendly and the friendlier I was, the faster he switched topics. He was saying anything inflammatory he could think of to see if I'd take the bait. After about 20 minutes of my redirecting and deescalating, he settled into a more normal interaction. He took up too much of my time showing me a product I'd feigned mild interest in to get him to stop talking about getting accused of inappropriate behavior at work. When we finally disengaged, he spent 10 minutes trying to catch my eye again. When he failed, he left.
There's this new breed of customer who insists on trying to incite political conversation through their clothing and, when that doesnt work, their snide little comments. If I owned my own business, maybe I would have given the guy the fight he wanted. But I work for a corporation and I love paying my bills so I deescalated.
Anyone wearing that type of shit and preying on workers for their own spank bank material is a brainless fucking sheep.
yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?
Also. New detective blorbos has joined the group chat. Patrick Jane from the Mentalist. Iļø can and will start beef with Red John out of boredom, pettiness, and the general fact that he is a POS
Iļø will never get over the fact that most people when they meet Lucifer, they just brush off the whole devil thing. Like he introduces himself as the devil, and everyone just assumes that heās just got a lot of family issues that he uses biblical metaphors to cope with
Just imagine being Whitehat trying to explain that she was raised by killer robots and then trauma dumps some insane lore on you
Funnily enough Iļø learned the origins of one of my fav vocal stims āwhat the dawg doinā?ā And apparently itās when someone gets out some mints and everyone nearby wants one too and even the dog joins in much to their confusion
The thing is a lot of his teeth have had to be pulled already due to my mom continuing to forget to take him to the dentist. Her adhd is twice as bad as mine somehow
The same thing happened with Roxy since shihtzues apparently have bad teeth. So she has like significantly less teeth than normal. Doesnāt really matter food wise, since my stepmom makes her and Banks an entire dinner casserole Iļø swear
Funnily enough Iļø learned the origins of one of my fav vocal stims āwhat the dawg doinā?ā And apparently itās when someone gets out some mints and everyone nearby wants one too and even the dog joins in much to their confusion
Funnily enough Iļø learned the origins of one of my fav vocal stims āwhat the dawg doinā?ā And apparently itās when someone gets out some mints and everyone nearby wants one too and even the dog joins in much to their confusion
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