COME HERE FOR ALL YOUR DAILY SHITPOSTS š³ļøāšI stand with pride!š³ļøāš If you think you know who I am in real life, no you donāt. Pretend I donāt have a tumblr ok. I finally have a damn About Me post. I call random ppl and things (including myself) sexy but like in all the wrong contexts because itās good for me to call myself sexy to help with my self esteem. Iām an adult just in case you needed to know for whatever reason. Idk what Iām doing here Iļø mostly came here for memes and to post the random ass shit that pops into my mind. Iām an asexual autistic tired dumbass and a mess so donāt at me. I basically make fun of other cis and straight ppl cuz I canāt detect jokes from gay or trans ppl. Also white ppl cuz letās be honest here a lot of ppl in majority groups are kinda assholes so I try to be one of the ppl who arenāt assholes. And no not for brownie points or some points or whatever but a lil bit of like hey you arenāt an asshole and I appreciate that would be nice from time to time. Iām in lots of fandoms youāll learn as you watch. If gay is a fandom then Iām in that one too. Iām tired. Bi bi. One of these days Iāll make an About Me post.
Disclaimer: you are legally required to be nice to me
Iām always tired so just a fair warning about that
DNI:
Ohohoho this is my favorite part. Iļø get to tell bigots to kindly fuck off. Basically stay away from my blog if youāre a bigot or whatever or want to spread discourse because Iļø canāt handle discourse unless itās funny. !ncest and pe- you know what Iļø mean, that stuff makes me uncomfy (Iļø get nervous browsing through stuff because yikers what if they ship that stuff and Iļø like their post). Terfs and other flavors of transphobes are now extra annoying to be because what the fuck is wrong with you. I am asexual so if youāre an aphobe get off my blog and go reevaluate your life choices you turd nugget. Iām autistic and ADHD so my brain does not do things like it should. The RSD (rejection sensitivity dysphoria) and the anxiety makes me really sensitive so youāre legally required to be nice to me or Iāll block you and/or cry). Iāve been diagnosed with Being a Decent Person so thereās that. N-zis, white-supremisists, and the like can fuck right off. Racists, homophobes, and ableists, what the fuck are you even doing here.
Name:
Iļø donāt actually care but Iļø totally call myself Podle when Iļø talk to myself on here cuz my friend said I could yoink her name for tumblr. My username is Le Spoopy Podle because Iļø changed it for Halloween and havenāt bothered to change it back cuz Iļø think it messes up the account. It used to be Le Notch Poodles. Notch Poodles comes from Minecraft username and smol me was like āhuh Stan from Dog with a Blogās username was something like PoodleLover123 and Notch is the cweator of Minecraft so Notch Poodles it isā and itās just kinda been a thing ever since.
Pronouns:
She/her but if you donāt like know me irl you can like use any for me because itās funny and pronouns are a social construct. Legit invent some pronouns for me for all Iļø care.
Fandoms:
This is honestly the whole reason Iļø made this post
- Transformers @tranzformies - Starscream and the other cons mostly #tf shitposts
- Good Omens @planthonyjcrowley - Crowley and Aziraphale #go shitposts
- Cyberchase @planthonyjcrowley - Digit because Iļø like birbs Iļø guess #cyberchase shitposts. Heās taken over Starscreamās account because birbs with Issues
- Wings of Fire #wof shitposts
- Unwanteds #unwanteds shitposts
- Oh duh Roirdanverse #pjo shitposts
- Minecraft #minecraft shitposts
- Animal Crossing #animal crossing shitposts
- Cyber- oh Iļø already have it
- Microfandoms that Iļø accidentally forgot about: fnaf and Undertale
- Iļø am technically in the Harry Potter fandom but letās be clear here Iļø hate JKR
Iļø personally do not like wishing death on real ppl like Jeff Bezos or cops or something so I donāt reblog those posts but you can if you feel the need to Iļø guess lol. Iļø do not condone harassment of ppl even if they suck especially not su!cide baiting.
Now itās time for my other tags:
Most things are tagged as le podle [something] so like
le podle shitposts for my shitposts
There is also #melatonin thoughts which is usually anything Iļø post after 9 pm when Iļø am high on tired especially after Iāve taken my melatonin
Other general tags:
Queer shitposts is for exactly what it looks like
Nd shitposts is for neurodiverse shitposts
Occasionally Iļø remember to tag the Little Stabby Problem Mans
Le podle arts (for regular art when Iļø get to it)
Le podle shitarts (lazy finger drawings Iļø made on my phone within five minutes because Iļø had an Idea)
Le podle music is for music related stuff Iļø guess
Le podle writes is for fanfic related things not that Iļø ever write it
A prompt? On my account? Itās more likely than you think is for prompt related things
Le podle memes is for fresh homemade memes
Le podle ships is for when Iļø remember to tag ships
Fungry pins is for things that Iļø wanted to save for later
Tag eventually is for things that Iļø didnāt feel like tagging
Tagged eventually is for if Iļø ever get around to tagging those posts
Cheese hours is stuff about my best friend Cheese
Le podle answers is for the rare occasion that Iļø get asks
Anoni? Get it nani is for anon asks
Triggers Iļø tag:
#drug mention
#caps
#big text
Nicely let me know if you want me to tag anything and Iāll let you know what Iāll tag it as. Sometimes Iļø forget to and Iām sorry about that.
Watching Spencer Reid compilations has given re-reminded me of a long lost word that Avivaās Kitty (Iļø think thatās still her name. Still trying to condition my parents to the concept of there only being one Aviva (two if you count fictional characters from Wild Kratts XD). Cuz when my parents realize that thereās two ppl in the same friend group who changed their name and became agender, it might break their brains). Anyways the word is āadorkableā and Iļø believe she used it to describe Ethoās Lab
TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.
Either House gives off High Functioning Sociopath vibes because itās a Sherlock adaptation. Or heās just really good at ragebaiting and validly grumpy
āEven if you have good intentionsā there are no good intentions. Heāll get a PO Box if he wants fan mail. Not that hard to understand. This is alarmingly parasocial like jfc
OK, so I'm a little late with this art. I noticed this reference was trending on Instagram. So I figured, why not? And I drew Castiel (because who else could it be ;P). But then we had a terrible heatwave in Poland. And I couldn't sit and draw while sweat was pouring off me. It was hilarious, I don't recommend it. XD
