#minecraft stick

[woelfin-sheeps-clothing]

"Hand me those planks, would ya? Yeah, I need to make a STICK."

[trollingyoualways]

[trollingyoualways]

[screamsofanoutlawbrain]

I'm built like a minecraft stick.

I'm a thin motherfucker, I don't break, just one of me and stronger materials make a weapon, I cannot do damage for the life of me, if there was two of me and some string and a hunk of iron we'd probably go fishing.

And if I had godlike power that cannot exist on some planes of existence, I'd send my enemies into the stratosphere for fun.