#minecraft?

[finnyyyyie]

when I’m cleaning a window and tuck my hair behind my ear.

….

he’s in your bed I’m in your twitch chat

I’ve got the key he’s just a doormat.

even though he’s got social skills,

that doesn’t mean I can’t pay the bills

anyway make the most of him

cause she moves on pretty bloody quick ohooo

your one boyfriends an arshole

FUCK WILBUR SOOT FUCK HIS STUPUD LITTLE BITCH ASS SELF THIS IS JUST TO REMINECE FROM THAT TIME

[beparchive]

who wants to see my chud minecraft skin

[wolfythewitch]

I can't tell who's singing from the videos but hehe him glad they had fun

[copyofszalamireaktor]

i have a personal nightmare theory that theyre never going to fix the bloat problem with minecraft. theyre just gonna keep adding more and more and more and more

and more and more and more and more and more and more and more

and more and more and more and more

until its 2070. minecraft will be on version 4.89.48.9.2. it will be a nigh incomprehensible cacophony of a game that will physically hurt to play for more than five minutes

yet，somehow，it'll all be so eerily empty.

you'll open up the game and there will be no title screen.

you're in a plain of black grass. the sky's a dull blue. you can hear wind，painfully fake. it's a five second，poorly looping clip.

every so often you'll see some misshapen lumps fly across your screen. mobs，maybe? it's hard to remember.

you'll walk forward. there will be no trees. trees were removed in 3.23.9. right. you need dirt. they removed trees. so you dig.

you keep digging. you keep digging.

your hotbar shatters with a horrible noise. it echoes，the same way your footsteps didn't. like the wind doesn't.

fuck. you start walking again. the grass distorts and shimmers. did they patch out dirt too? who's making these updates? microsoft shut down for good in 2066. they haven't made video games in 30 years.

time passes. the sun, small and white， gets closer to you. as does the wind. they might be the same. you find a lake， full of something off-white. they removed water in 4.0.2.

who's they? can you really say 'they' when 'they' might not even be people? you lurch forward，even though you're not pressing any buttons. you don't have a keyboard. nobody you know still has a keyboard. what are you doing?

there's a bell，somewhere off in the distance，as you land. you feel sick. text, red and in a curvy font, reads at the top of your screen: 'REINTEGRATION 2!' what? you hear footsteps，echoing and multiplying until they're an undulating cacophony that fills your headphones (you're not wearing headphones)

a singular misshapen lump enters the lake，and flies at you. you die unceremoniously. the game closes.

...

...

...fuck this. you're gonna go watch some baseball with your kids.

[ut-purpleglow]

[pressurebombx3]

minecraft reference?!

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

Some doodles for squid military stuff

Made these for no reason. If you look on the left your going to see a squid commander commanding a squid tank armed with rockets, flame thrower, and the big shooter thing. On the right we got a squid drone. These are about the size of a small lamp but can pack quite a punch! They also come in swarms.

I like this guy the most