SzalamiReaktor

*putting the 'crobl' in 'microblog' since 2005! *only a little incomprehensible *cursed with the art

[copyofszalamireaktor]

the insidious intro post

hello hi!! welcome to the szalami reaktor. this is basically just a giant pit where I throw every waking thought I have. theres gonna be ocs. reblogs. art. thoughts on rain world. malicious cognitohazards. etc etc

try not to look too deep in the holes of the human psyche. thats where the szalami comes from.

big 'ol archive

i've made so many things i cant fit them all on one post. so i put them here!

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you can use this to navigate to all my various things :-)

pronouns

any and all! feel free to use Strange and Weird neopronouns too, because i am a very Strange and Weird person

fandoms

almost exclusively rain world. some oc stuff. weird ass humor that only makes sense if you were born before vine came around.

asks

ask box is always open for whatever. just dont be a creep. if you want to do an art trade or something the ask box is probably the best way to let me know.

other socials

believe it or not, i actually do exist outside of tumblr! though tumblr is definitely where im the most active.

Discord: @irish_louisiana

Reddit: u/fantastic_brief_268

Youtube: @SzalamiReaktor

Steam: SzalamiReaktor

asks are appreciated

please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

tag guide (under the cut)

content tags

#meaningless little nothing - exactly what it sounds like. usually just whatever im thinking about at the moment

#sons and daughters of jacob geller - ruminations on the nature of sentience and death

#ask and ye shall receive - asks

#we lived another day in the gauntlet - me when I sleep

#art - wonder what this one could mean

#sketch - smaller drawings. usually without shading or a background

#reheated leftovers - reposts of art from a few months ago. usually stuff that was buried because of the unknowable will of Al Gore's Ythm

#cw vent - complaining

#unreality / cw unreality - im just making this shit up because its funny

#postmeridian - sorry you have to read one of my moody short stories now

#poll tag i cant think of something funny right now - poll tag (i couldnt think of something funny)

#wow! its made! - behind the scenes stuff for my art

#look at this cool rock i found - neat shit i want you to see

#this post is better with headphones - it has audio!!! listen!!!!

#forced to coexist - EXCLUSIVELY for the monk from rain world

thats it bye!!!

[analog-autistic]

*rotates you wit my mind*

[copyofszalamireaktor]

Visit Original Link

yes i actually made this in gmod :v)

character model is Igetis by X-9 and MeerCat. awesome lighting made with SoftLamps and Advanced Lighting Entities. also lots of fucking around in GIMP.

[basilries]

Dessriel from a few days ago

[theatsthetic]

Status Effects

[deviantarchive]

Always Put Salt In Your Eye by gunmouth

2003

[copyofszalamireaktor]

i love computers but oh my god i fucking hate computers. kill all computers. fuck.

[copyofszalamireaktor]

i take this back actually. computers are the greatest thing ever. s,o fun n.n

[lakevida]

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

[squaresaw]

lmao

[copyofszalamireaktor]

i love computers but oh my god i fucking hate computers. kill all computers. fuck.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[stalkiwi]

Artfight 2026 (1)

five revenges! i got like. 15 attacks dear god spare me i cant revenge everyone. anyway i decided to plan things and alternate between revenges and attacks so- let's start with the first batch of revenges.

First one is for VespersLounge Second is for neon-flycat Third one is for @kitkat3728 Fourth one is for TheGreatWorlder Fifth one is for @reclaiming-entropy

[professionalmud]

inspecting the intestines

[crabfisher]

[copyofszalamireaktor]

the only good thing about teslas nightmare robots is that someone will eventually figure out how to jailbreak them, install Advanced Catboy Femboy AI, and make a protogen in real life

[vykhoda-nyet]

"remember to be polite-"

i feel like i need my own styleeee like i need to stop changing art styles every post. hm. i kinda like the blurry stuff. maybe i need a return to tradition,,,

[vykhoda-nyet]

@theparadoxguy suggested that monk was the little twink cashier from the last post and i wholeheartedly agree. this is a great idea. monk would get significanly harassed by inv