#mini-morty

[evilmortys]

oh my god alex what if rick pretends not to go to therapy, but he shows up WHILE WEARING THE INVISIBILITY BELT so that the family isn't aware of his presence..... and the family does their own thing and talks about him.... and he is just sitting there. listening. just like the season 2 finale, when he was listening to them while underground....

YEAH  YEAH  YEAH  WE’RE  OUT  HERE  BIG  BRAIN-  

🧠  🧠

but  but  but.  hear  me  out.  i  also  think  him  using  the  invisibility  belt  provides  an  opportunity  for  morty  to  somehow  realize  this,  stand  up  during  the  appointment,  walk  over  to  rick  and  kick  him  in  the  balls  mid-session.  powermove.

either  rick  will  have  to  hold  in  his  pained  silence  and  repress  his  rage  just  so  he  doesn’t  blow  his  cover,  or  he  will  reveal  himself,  lose  his  cool  and  go  completely  apeshit  at  morty,  emphasizing  the  horrible  things  he  commonly  says  to  him  and  letting  the  whole  family  hear  how  badly  morty  gets  degraded  on  a  daily  basis  by  this  bastard  man.  either  way  he  wins  and  he  deserves  it  NSJDSKFJSFJSLKFASK

[evilmortys]

actually doofus and rookie cop are the only ricks that exist. sorry multiverse i dont make the rules

otto  you  know  how  i  feel  about  ricks  but  even  i  have  to  confess...  kings.  other  ricks  better  take  notes  or  they  won’t  survive  the  winter  the  morty  presidency  🤨

[evilmortys]

hello fellow morty appreciation blog. i love u

evilmortys  🤝  mini-morty appreciating  morty  and  loving  each  other 🥺💖

[authoratmidnight]

mini-morty replied to your post “Ahhhhhh So the Rascal Does not Dream of a Dreaming Girl movie (the...”

wait, the movie is out online? do you have a link ��

I watched it here-> https://www15.gogoanime.io/category/seishun-buta-yarou-wa-yumemiru-shoujo-no-yume-wo-minai

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[mortmortplease]

Two of my obsessions: Mini-Morty and a/b/o dynamics. Why not put them together? So a teeny tiny little omega Morty gets adopted by a normal sized (and therefore relatively enormous) Alpha Rick. Mini Omega Morty's first heat he keeps begging Rick to fuck him and Rick just watches this tiny little Morty desperately masturbating and rutting against his thumb and writhing in his palm and begging him to fuck him and Rick just laughs at how cute and helpless he is. Eventually he asks, rather cruelly, "And how d-do you think I'm gonna do tha(euughh)aaat, Morty? My dick's about the-th-the size of your whole body. I'd r-r-rip you into pieces." And slutty, tiny little Morty just can't stop begging. "P-please! I don't care Rick! Rip m-me up! Just, just p-put something in-inside me! P-p-please Rick!" And middle middle middle, Rick dips his finger into his cum and fucks Morty with his pinky until he's pregnant. Imagine the tiny small itty bitty Morty walking around on counters and not being able to climb on stuff anymore with his big round belly and leaky little boobies. And Rick would be soooooo overprotective. He's tiny, and he's pregnant with his child. And then Rick would be able to shrink down clothes, so he'd be the source of Mortys clothing, so he'd be able to dress Morty up in whatever he wanted. He'd make him the cutest little pregnant schoolgirl or whatever a person (old pervert grandfather) can imagine.