0 out of 5 Stars, Too Much Ass
To those who only care to know if the spell works, it does. Moove on. To everyone else, though, don't try to use this spell; it only has one setting, and it is EXTREME!!! I just wanted a boost to my booty, so I picked this spell and did all the work, rubbed oil on my ass, danced naked under the moon and said the incantation. My ass immediately plumped up and got ripe and round, which I loved! But then it kept getting plumper, and riper, and rounder until, before I knew it, I'd exploded out of my clothes!
My ass is now two feet wider than every door in my house, and it's still growing!! The witch says it'll stop once I'm wider than the biggest door I've ever stepped through, which would be those 7ft wide sliding doors at the mall!! I won't stop thickening up until I turn into Asszilla!!!
Comment from LadyAssFan696969420 Oh no, your steak is cooked to perfection and your lobster is too buttery!! I'd kill for an ass that huge! Hell, I think I'll purposefully find the biggest doorway I can find and then cast this spell just to become an Asszilla to spite your ungrateful lil ass.













