#minioconnor

[lostinbayside-blog]

Yikes, I'm not the bush type. He was a terrible president.

I like bush, but he was pretty terrible.

[lostinbayside-blog]

I'm going to @Biden. Something like 'Sex me up' or is that too Marilyn Monroe?

That seems appropriate to me, no reason to beat around the bush. Again, pun intended.

[lostinbayside-blog]

Where would I start? Who do I call? Do you think Obama would call in a favor if I gave him a sample? I gotta work on my connections.

Dude, you should try Obama. If he doesn’t go for it, try Biden. 

[lostinbayside-blog]

You want to know what my dream job is? To work as a pornography dubber. Like those women that do the audio tracks for porn in different languages. I could be getting paid to fake orgasms without really doing any work.

Not blowing smoke up your ass. I think you would really be great at that, you totally have the voice. Only problem is, I bet it’s really hard to get into that line of work. Pun intended.

[lostinbayside-blog]

Omg no, I've got really cute toes. Like super duper cute. Honestly I could totally do toe porn if that was a thing.

That probably is a thing, man. There’s porn for everything.

[lostinbayside-blog]

From the top of my head to the tip of my toes. I want to have an ego the size of Kanye's when we're done. I'm trying to get Drake to notice me and make me his video vixen.

Okay, head to toe. Your eyes are killer. I bet other girls would kill for your lips. Your boobs are dope. Again, dat ass!. Legs for days. As for your feet... I don’t know, good?. Not a foot guy.

[lostinbayside-blog]

Oh stop it, it'll go to my head (don't stop)

You’re gonna make me list out everything that’s awesome about you, aren’t you?

[lostinbayside-blog]

Stop it, you're full of too many compliments tonight. You're making my knees go weak.

Well, you’re awesome Mini. And I’m sure you know that, I’m just making sure you do.