An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Hestia Jones, Petunia Evans Dursley, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Voldemort (Harry Potter), Minerva McGonagall, Harry Potter, Severus Snape Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Voldemort Wins, Crack, Humor, Minor Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Adventure, the weirdest thing I have ever written Summary:
What if Dumbledore's prediction was wrong and the Killing Curse killed Harry's soul instead of Voldemort's soul fragment in him? What if instead of an epic battle between Voldemort who was once again mortal and his fated enemy The Boy Who Lived, the wizarding world witnessed the union of two Voldemorts - both without any noses, and must have had some loose screws in their heads, and thought their version was the best? What if Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy decided the world had gone insane and maybe they should fix it by simply blowing it up? What if this time, it was Voldemorts who begged for the 'Light' side not to destroy the world? And maybe, what if Petunia Dursley, due to her connection to the Boy Who Used To Lived, was the only hope for the world's survival? And what should Hestia Jones - Petunia's bodyguard assigned by the Order of Phoenix - do to persuade her ward to save the world, as well as find a way to defeat the Dark Lords now that the Savior of the Wizarding World was gone? All in all, it's a very messy story.
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Like the summary says, it's a very messy story. The weirdest story I have ever written, which even weird me out. Here is a little admission: the reaction I was aiming for when I wrote this is "What the heck?!". So if you feel like that, I will count it as my success.
Thank you for doing beta for me, @ladderofyears
