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Reply-Reply to Chippokenabokura: A Color Out of Space

chippokenabokura replied to your post:Minor Absurd-Fic Interlude

lol I would close that book if I came across it because HOLY PURPLE PROSE BATMAN sorry orz

:p The more ridiculous the better, I says *curt nod* I wanted to flip as many cliched compliments as I could, in as overwrought a fashion as I could, while also making it appropriately Early-Mid-20th Century Pulp Fantasy in tone, and using bizarre phrasing, but I also didn't want to put too much time in it, so it's probably less funny and more Flagrant than it could have been.

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Minor Absurd-Fic Interlude

But Seriously, where are all the stories about characters with curves in all the wrong places?

The line of her perfect angular nose bunched up like a cephalopod's eye. Her arms twined around me like a vampire vine. Her legs bent, and bent, and bent again; in ways my eyes could register but my brain could not begin.

Geometry failed her.

My reality repulsed her.

“So pedestrian” she sneered; her red, Red, RED lips went on for miles.

Her 8 perfect angular eyes rectangled down and out in some new sense of predatory, gleeful gleaming; their flat-line pupils a marless white in bathyal black. 8 barred, unspotted doors; apathetic to my growing hyperoxia. The room's halogenic Light trembled, and was afraid. The perfect angular beauty of her perfect angular face cracked at the diagonal of a perfect angular chin now gone sine-wave and opened, mawish and deep, along some extra axis that Space took one look at, put on its hat, shook its head, and walked away from into the night. She inhaled, rasping from some cool place, and her 8 gr8 eyes grinned polygonally, twinkling at my shudder. And then, from that smoking orb lined by endless rosen lips, as tarry tears crawled and smouldered down my flaying cheeks, my love began to sing the song that ends the Universe.

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Reply-Reply to Chippokenabokura: Cheek-By-Jowl Living

chippokenabokura replied to your post:Reply-Reply to Chippokenabokura: Relative Promiscuity in Xenosexuality

I’m sure there are plenty of earth animals put off by rampant human promiscuity XD

*Viperous Grin*

-Open Scene-

"Howdy-do, Nance"

"Heya Marv; just sittin here eatin an acorn for my afternoon repast, as per usual."

*Marv turns head, face droops*

"I see they're at it again |:/"

"Yup"

"What's that, the 5th time this week?"

"I think so-"

"Why it's only Wednesday! >:/"

"-yeah, but then again we're only ever here around lunch so..."

"Tssh! And those primates have the gall to say WE lack propriety"

"Well to be fair, we ARE watching them have sex from a tree-branch outside their bedroom window. Habitually. And sometimes we chatter cat-calls at them-"

"true enough; True Eee-nough" *shakes head*

"-So I doubt we really have room to talk about who is really the species of perverts here \:T"

"touche, m'friend; Tou-che!" *turns to retrieve sunflower seed from foodstore* "always been too quick for me; Too Quick by a Damn-Sight" *turns back to watch again* *begins munching*

*Contemplative Silence*

"Serves 'em right for all those nature films though >:("

"Damn Straight!"

-End Scene-