-NSFW towards the end, big happy husband, protective dad, mentions of rough sex, f!receiving oral, aftercare, hints at roleplay, quiet life
WC: 420
‼️MINORS AND AGELESS DNI‼️
-A/N: After researching and reading around, I've seen a lot of farmer minotaur stuff. And I have to say, I'm here for it, and here we are. Hope you enjoy! 💋
You both live on a farm, but not a typical farm. It’s far into the woods, near a deep cave, where he’s able to keep supplies and equipment safe from robbers.
You live in a modest stone cabin with a matching stone gated backyard.
You both have turned the backyard into a massive garden with numerous different flowers.
Sometimes, he will make you a homemade bouquet from the flowers you’ve grown. Leaving it on the dining room table for the whole family to enjoy.
Sometimes when you grow too much food, he helps you gather the extra food to give to members of your small community, while you make bouquets to hand out.
Despite his tall stature, your Minotaur husband is actually a gentle giant. He has a nurturing side that only you and your family get to see. He’s helped your children with handling injured animals with such gentleness.
Even though he is naturally kind and gentle, he has an intense protective side. He is not scared to get his hands dirty if it means protecting his family.
There are various weapons hidden throughout the home, and he has taught everyone how to use them.
Although his protective instincts can be brutal, they are also soft. You are able to crawl into his arms after a bad day without saying anything and he knows to just hold you. Just being in his arms makes you feel safe.
When he’s not tending to the garden, children, or you, he enjoys woodworking. He’s made all of the furniture in the home.
You let the children help paint the furniture after it’s made.
He’s also taught them how to widdle small pieces of wood for toys.
He’s an excellent cook. He enjoys when the entire family helps prepare a meal together.
Likes to collect small stones or shells while out to bring home. It shows he’s always thinking of you.
You both build a warm, loving blended home.
He loves it when you’re rough with him when you’re alone.
He whimpers when you grab his horns and ride his face.
He makes sure you are completely satisfied before he stops pleasing you.
He likes it when you roleplay as his ‘god’ or ‘goddess’. You have a special sheer cloth you wear for him and beckon him into the bedroom.
Will have you bent over, completely getting plowed, then will bring lots of snacks into bed afterwards as aftercare.
He likes to feed you fresh grapes while you lay naked and completely satisfied before him.
saw ur cod reqs were open and I was maybe wondering some soem hcs or a drabble or smthn for a fem reader in a polycule with Kreuger and Minotaur?
I love them both so much!
This is just👌 COMPLETE OPPOSITES. But it works. I apologize if this seems poorly written, it has been a very long time I have written for maxim which if I do say so, needs so much more love. Very underrated operator.
Kreuger and Minotaur poly relationship headcanons
🖤Just to put it bluntly, Sebastian is the Doberman and maxim is the golden retriever. Sebastian is always alert and intimidating while maxim is very happy and go with the flow
🖤Kreuger is a more so reserved partner while Minotaur is very out there. However, the both have their unique ways of showing they love you and in fact get along surprisingly well!! There are never any arguments, fights, and if there ever is a “disagreement” they go separate ways for a as long as they both need before coming to find and cuddle you as they both accept and move on from their dispute
🖤Minotaur always cook breakfast for everyone since he tends to be the first one awake. Does the cliche bed in breakfast for everyone. Always makes your favorite dish and makes sure to it looks perfect. Has honestly thought about being a baker because of the joy he finds in cooking
(Bear Minotaur with a heart apron😭😭)
🖤Kreuger tends to dinner time. Always makes outstanding dishes and makes sure everyone has had enough. Sometimes goes a little overboard so that you and Maxim have food for tomorrow
🖤Maxim loves to wind down at nighttime, has a routine that he follows. Loves a good cup of his favorite tea and a book! Will be more than happy to read to you and kreuger when cuddling in bed. Always loves to share the things he reads and now makes extra tea because of you guys stealing his. He just makes the best tea
🖤Kreuger and maxim tend to hold your hands when in public. They tend to be very protective of you and don’t tolerate rouge men who have their eyes linger onto you. Oddly enough are not the jealous type, both know you love them deeply and will always come to them so they see no reason to be overly protective unless need be
🖤Lots of camping trips!! Between the two of them they tend to take up a lot of room so a tent will simply not due😅 Especially when it comes to being very needy and whiney. They need something…stable if you will
🖤Although when it comes to you and pleasin you, they can be very jealous and demanding if one is getting more attention than the other. Sebastian can become very grumpy despite being very calm. Doesn’t like how maxim has more time with you than all 3 of you together
🖤It’s a fun little competitive game to them of who can be your main priority while fucking you senseless. Which both do a very good job of. Though they try to out do the other cause you to be in bed rest for a couple days
🖤Cuddle pile unlike any other. It usually flips between you and maxim being in the middle, Sebastian prefers to be on the side where he can see the door just for security
🖤Although there is a very slim chance where he craves to be in the middle and coddled by the two of you. Loves to have your fingers run through his hair while maxim is nuzzled behind him humming quietly
I'm laughing about my worldbuilding while trying to think of how a town built by and designed for minotaurs would work. Like they gotta accommodate those horns. Their doorways would have to be wide at the top and the stools at the tavern would have to be a bit more widely spaced and no decor should be hanging from the ceilings cause they'd tangle.
And to say nothing of beds, it must be uncomfortable trying to sleep in one with a pair of massive horns poking holes in the pillows and whatnot 😂
I can see definitely minos having doors that are wider at the top than the bottom, and learning to sleep on their backs from childhood (if their horns stick out sideways). High ceilings, no dangly chandeliers and more space (minos are also gonna be quite bulky people anyway, so a bit more space is definitely a good idea) also seem like perfectly logical things for a society of people who are larger and generally have sideways horns :).
Loved this, and thank you for brightening a very rainy morning with your minotaur shenanigans :)
Just like regular cows, minotaurs come in a broad variety of colors and fur textures. Much of this is determined by where the minotaur is from.
Vegetarianism is fairly common in minotaurs. However it is not uncommon for minotaurs to eat fish. (eating chicken is rarer). Even though minotaurs may eat meat, their meat consumption is very low.
Polyamorous relationships are fairly common in older minotaurs. Newer generations are becoming more monogamous.
Newer generations have adopted the tradition of nose rings to signify one's marital status. These rings cannot be removed. If the couple splits, the rings can be cut off. Some minotaurs wait until they are ready to pursue another relationship before cutting theirs off. Nose rings can be a way to show one’s wealth or social status.
All monsters have different degrees of magic naturally in their system. Minotaurs have a magical property to them that makes them more inclined and connected to the earth. Because of this minotaurs often take farming or blacksmith roles in mixed species kingdoms.
Farmer’s markets are great, but minotaurs’ farmers markets are EXTRAORDINARY
Whenever there is a major harvest, minotaurs open their market to all species. Minotaurs are known to have the best produce and handmade goods.
Minotaurs make an event out of these markets. Dressing up is customary. Dressing up is thought to make your stand look more reputable and successful. Golden jewelry is often draped on the horns of minotaurs. White is the most common color worn during these markets.
White clothing for minotaurs is associated with wealth and prestige. Those who do not work are able to wear white clothing without fear of staining, this is where the belief comes from.
Minotaurs are one of the few monster species that have weddings that are similar to humans.
Minotaurs are very family oriented and their weddings show that.
Weddings are more so for the family than the couple. The purpose of the wedding is to celebrate the merging of the families. These weddings last for at least a week.
Family members who object at weddings are seen as turning their back towards family and viewed poorly.
Even after a divorce, the families are still considered one. Adultery or violence is the only thing that can truly un-merge family in minotaur culture.
Minotaurs who lovingly place soft caps on the tips of their horns so their handsy little toddlers never so much as poke their little hands as they climb their parent like baby monkeys. Minotaurs who allow their children to string fairy lights between their horns while they sit cramped up against a child's table, plastic tea cup in a delicate little pincer grip. Minotaurs who willingly and patiently act as the main support for their children's blanket forts. Minotaur children pretending to steer their parents by the horns from their shoulder rides. Soft minotaur parents 🥰
Oooooooof, right in the squishy feels with this one! Super cute!!!! Love it all
Minotaurs with broken-off or damaged horns having self image issues since horns are culturally and socially significant to them and ones they bear proudly, and having chipped off horns is seen as a tarnish to their appearance :(
This is relevant (ish) to my minotaur/labyrinth retelling that I'm working on (among other things!). Asterius in that one has a cracked-off horn and it actually took him a while to adjust to the new balance of his head without it.
I can see minotaurs having a kind of 'filler' (like you make with sawdust and wood glue for carpentry) or even something as fancy as kintsugi, to appreciate the journey that a body has been on, and to show that 'damage' isn't ugly at all, it's just a difference.
