Catholic School AU
SHIT ok
• It’s a boarding school. Its pretty much like high school au but WORSE because they have dorms.• Barbie goes on about how cool it is how marriage binds you under God’s witness and Dennis shows her his purity ring. Dennis is not fit really any kind of relationship. • Roommate Dennis and Luce. Listen. Any AU with them as roommates is fcuking awful. I’m sure Dennis does their laundry and he once “accidentally” shrunk all of Luce’s shirts. Luce gets revenge by wearing all of Dennis’ shirts and stretching them out. Every single child in that school think there’s definitely an illicit live affair happening under the nun’s noses.• Dennis is on the debate team, and the swim team, and in band. There’s not a huge amount of equipment at this ancient school. The teams usually do things at a nearby public school. Jean goes there and he’s scared shitless of Dennis.• Michael is a hardcore PTA dad. He lives 2 hours away but will drive up there for mcfucking anything. Ariel reads in the car, silently questioning his judgement and use of gas and resources.