#mire boa

[betterthanabear]

Mire Boa

Oh, hey, it’s an evasive 2/1!  And it’s got really cheap regeneration!  That’s pretty darn good.  Swampwalk isn’t the best evasion, but it’s also a type of evasion that you can build around really strongly with a deck that has Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth in it!   Or, like, using one of the green enchantments that makes a land into all land types.  There are ways, and this snek beats a bear and eats a bear.

[peculiarflavor]

Rejected Flavor Text:

“Mr. Boa, while we appreciate the gesture, it doesn’t matter that your, uh, ‘blood’ type is O-negative. We really don’t need you to donate at this time.” –Dr. Acula, Urborg Blood Bank