#misc!au masterlist

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Misc!AU Masterlist

21 by thecruciblegavemeyou (bodyswap)

itd been years since i defeated the humdrum, since i left watford, and since i moved in with penny. most importantly, itd been years since id had to deal with baz. 

Agatha Before by mcbangle (office AU)

Agatha Wellbelove is a frustrated graphic artist in Watford Industries’ Marketing Department who’s had it up to here with corporate culture. 

Called it by sugar4ndroses (roommates)

A YouTuber AU SnowBaz fanfic for the Carry On Countdown 

Orchestral Defeat by feverfooted (assassin)

In which Simon is an assassin and Baz is a violinist with a secret. 

Pirouette by pitch-bitch-snow-hoe (dancer)

An AU where Baz and Simon never got together, and Simon kept his magic, and they meet after a few years and Baz is doing ballet. Simon thinks it’s hilarious, and stays just to torment Baz.

round and round and round again by thepessimisticasshole (reincarnation)

simon snow dies on a tuesday.

Vlogger Confessions by cosyblack (roommates)

Youtuber AU where Simon is a daily vlogger and Baz has no idea what his roommate is always filming.

the always-man by thepessimisticasshole (reincarnation)

baz falls asleep on his thirtieth birthday, and it’s normal. he gets a kiss from simon, and a impish grin, and he falls asleep and it’s normal. and he’s happy. he wakes up wrong.

The Arms of the Enemy by memiinger (tw) (pirates)

Baz is good at his job.He’s only ever given one on the ship, anyway.“Watch the slaves. Especially the newer ones. They need to be broken in.” Captain Grimm would order.

The Waiter You Were Waiting For by snowkatze (waiter)

The cutest boy had just walked into the restaurant. And he had brought his girlfriend. Simon walked nervously over to them, his heart beating fast in his chest. She was considerably beautiful (not as beautiful as the black haired boy, though). 

This is Mr. Pitch by standalone (teacher)

For everyone who's wished Baz were an English teacher, here's a stateside high-school AU.The Watford School of Magicks doesn't exist, but this year, there's a new hire in the Watford High English department.

Wordless by carryonsnowbaztrash (Deaf!Au)

Baz was pissed. Simon had spent weeks ignoring him, blowing him off for some late night activity that was apparently too important and too secretive to tell Baz. 

Your Hands Are Cold by pensievegraves (pride and prejudice)

“Well, then,” he says, voice small. Their eyes meet, in the way the ocean’s deep blue seems to kiss the sky’s swirl of grey moments before a tempest. Snow has never touched him. Has he?

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Misc!AU Masterlist (2)

all in the golden afternoon by snowbazrosebuds (wonderland)

Simon was beginning to get very tired of sitting on the bank, and of having absolutely nothing to do. His father was a little way upstream, sitting on a bench and reading an immensely boring book. Simon had wandered off ages ago, and he doubted his father had even noticed. David tended not to notice things like that, little things like his son.

All the Girls in the Front Row Scream Your Name by basiltonn (rockstar)

Rockstar AU in which Simon has an unhealthy crush on this band's bass player. Who is straight... probably.

Beneath the Waves by ebbthegoatgirl (mermaid)

Baz is a human, living in a remote fishing village along the coast of Northumberland. Simon is a mermaid. Penny is the exhausted sea witch that keeps them both from falling apart.

Burritos and Amigos by basilanddill (waiter)

Simon works in a restaurant and one day when he's closing up a raven-haired man stumbles in to seek shelter from the pouring rain.

don't let me be (gone) by hoerondales (assassins)

he twirls her, skirt flaring around her legs and she giggles, gazing up at him with big, blue eyes.he freezes for a second before carrying on.

later when he kills her, he feels no remorse. there is beauty in the way the light dies from her and he can hear the last flutter of her eyelashes as he walks out of her room, one hand pulling on his jacket and tie and the other pressing a comms button in his ear.

"she's dead."

Fiery Lamps and Snowy Stories by Lesbiannaisanna (podficcer)

Basilton loves fanfiction and podfics. There is no denying that. He loves falling asleep crying over somebody else, but he'd never let himself feel it for anyone he knows. He can't allow himself to hope, because the metahorical flowers inside him will suffocate him if he does.In which Simon is a podficcer and Baz works at IKEA.

in a heartbeat by sconeboi (in a heartbeat)

I practically sprint through the halls of the school. I have to find Ebb.I’ve seen her clean up massive amounts of rubble with Nonsense. I know she’ll know what to do.

In the Garden of Hades and Persephone by firstsonoffire (hades & persephone)

On a rare visit to earth, Tyrannus Basilton Pitch, God of Hades spots someone he just can't pass up.

Slow Summer by TheGayHuffelpuff (water park)

Baz is a lifeguard at the local water park. Simon is a patron that falls for Baz. Penny sets them up.

Stars by fishydwarrows (stardust)

Simon promised Agatha he'd get her a fallen star within a month. He finds it, well actually, it's a him. And Baz is very pissed that he fell from the sky.

The Double Agent's Guide to Double Dating by knightinbrightfeathers (spies)

Agatha decides to follow Baz on his mystery date. Penny offers to provide Simon with backup for a mission. Somehow, this turns into a meet-cute.