You, to a Platonic F/O: If I run at [Romantic F/O], they will most certainly catch me in their arms.
Platonic F/O: Oh really?
You: *Turns and runs at Romantic F/O, lunging at them.*
Romantic F/O: No! I'm holding- *Drops whatever they were holding to catch you.*
You:
Romantic F/O:
You: Hi...
Romantic F/O: You're so lucky I love you.
Platonic F/O: *Doubled over laughing.*










