What are you favorite headcanons about your muses?
Oh god XD which muses? Which headcanons? XD um… I have so many.
Okay, well. Cut for length. There’s a lot of stuff under there XD
All!Adams
Uncut. I’m trying to become less known as a smut RPer, so starting off talking about Adam’s dick is… whups XD but… XD It’s important. Adam’s uncut, which is perfectly normal in Britain, but kinda uncommon in America. The American pattern of circumcision on babies before they’re old enough to even know they HAVE a foreskin let alone to consent to having it AMPUTATED… it grosses him the FUCK out. He’s fine with cut dicks (now, took him a bit of getting used to when he first moved to the states), but the practice as a whole just… squicks him WAY, way out. he has trouble respecting parents who do that to their kids, UNLESS there is a direct religious tradition thing going on. If they’re doing it to adhere to centuries of religious doctrine as an act to be closer to their god, he’s okay with it. If they’re doing it “Because penises look weird with one” he’s gonna want to lecture the fuck out of them for how very wrong they are. (I actually, irl, have had MULTIPLE women tell me they circumcised their sons for this VERY reason. No, fuck you. Get your grubby paws of your kid’s wang. It’s not yours to mutilate, kthxbai. An irreversible bodymod with consent is cool, without it’s gross. Adam’s okay with the Religious motive, I’m less so. Like, I understand, I don’t really support, but yeah XD)
ADHD. I threw this into the first bio I ever wrote for Adam on a whim, but it’s become so integral to his character. Adam is creative and distractable, but he loves his art, whatever form it takes, and he works VERY hard to focus and do what he needs to do.
SFG!Adam
Adam loves his bikes. Even the ones he’s given implicitly and explicitly to Ryder and Elliott respectively, he still checks up on them and makes minor repairs every few weeks to keep them in good, working-order.
Adam can’t cook anything except Gumbo. He cooks VERY good gumbo, and a variety of styles of gumbo, but in the end… he’s making a thick, hearty soup every time XD His boys love him, and love it, but… they get pretty tired of the lack of variety pretty quickly XD I don’t think Kurt is tired of it yet, he’s only had it once, but… give it time XD other than the gumbo, he can’t cook shit XD
Despite being a shitty cook, Adam loves food and eating XP When living on his own, he forgets to eat (adhd) but living with Ryder and Elliott, he’s taken to eating like twice as much, and as a result, is steadily putting on weight XP Not a lot, just a little pudge around the middle. He doesn’t notice, and doesn’t care, but he’s just a little softer when he’s in love :3
Random things: Adam’s a fantastic dancer, can’t sing a note, has PAGES of drawings of his boyfriends in various sketchbooks that he likes to look through when he’s feeling maudlin/distracted.
GD!Adam
Adam tends to put on anywhere from ten to thirty pounds each winter when he doesn’t change his eating habits, but DOES tend to ride the bus to work instead of biking for three to four months straight while everything’s icy. He used to bike, wider tires, fleece underlayers, extra padding, but Rachel has FEELS about pedestrian collisions with vehicles, so after the first year of knowing her, he stopped biking when there’s snow and/or ice on the ground.
Adam recently learned to cook for Nick, who is allergic to shrimp. He also learned to knit for the very same person. He now designs from scratch and knits a scarf for the people he loves. He secretly calls these scarves in his head “I love you scarves.” He even refuses to let himself call them that in private because so far he’s only made them for Dani, who is a lesbian in a committed relationship with one of his employees XP and Nick, who he is now broken up with (from?) and at the time he hadn’t said it out loud.
Adam is VERY homosexual, but also very panromantic, and kinda demi about it too. Currently, the only woman he is in love with is Dani, who, as I mentioned, is a lesbian in a committed relationship XP so while he has vague sexual impulses towards her, there’s NO chance for him to act on them or explore them, so mostly he just wants to draw her, and stare at her and
SFG!Jake
Jake’s an ex-drug dealer. Not certain how long he was dealing, I think only two years. The biggest contributors to his quitting were his brother (who was his partner) going missing. (though he’d been talking about going straight before then, which is part of why Puck left) and that the feds had started to sniff around his practice. So Jake just… went legit, handed off his contacts to some other schmuck (who fucked it up and got himself arrested inside of three weeks? months? something ridiculously short) and got a job as a phone-line operator.
Omg ALL the feels for his relationship with Ryder. They’re friends, but he’s slowly learning more about himself and the rest of the world and TOLERANCE. And just… FEELS.
Jake has a tendency to like AWESOME things for the WRONG reasons… and is slowly learning through Ryder the right reasons to like these things and I love seeing him develop and change ^.^
He also thinks of Jane every time he sees the color blue. Like… an item that is specifically blue. Meets someone in a blue shirt? Thinks of Jane. Gets his coffee in a blue mug? Jane. Parks next to a blue car? More Jane. Because she told him he looks good in blue. Most of the time he likes thinking about Jane, but every so often it makes him uncomfortable to feel that way and he kinda hates the color blue because of it.
SFG!Dennis
I know the least about Dennis, since he’s newest, and has the fewest friends over at sfg XP
Parkinson’s disease runs in his family. His grandfather died of it semi-recently-ish, and his father has the first signs of it. Dennis grew up kinda fearing this “inevitable decline,” so now will have panic attacks if he starts to “shake.” He and cold weather do NOT get along. Even seeing other people trembling is kinda triggery for him.
Dennis is LOUD during sex. Like, he and heather own a whole assortment of gags to keep him from upsetting the neighbors because he just gets SO vocal whenever they have sex XP He also has a bit of a kink for body hair, but… yeah XP
