#misc vainglory

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when u crinkle literally any bag and ur cat comes Runnin:

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*lunges at you with guillotine-like movements*

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wait holy shit does android tumblr accurately render capitalization in tags now???

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I'm sure I've said this before here but introducing people to pmmm is absolutely a top tier activity

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netflix: uwu we couldn't get rights to fly me to the moon or the original english dub (even though the original va's offered to reprise their roles) and we had to get some fucking weirdo to do the subs,.,.,. even though we're a hugely profitable and influential corporation....,..,.,, :'((

me:

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Yesterday I contacted several of my associates with a proposition

After much persuasion many of them agreed

Naturally some did not wish to join me

This was expected

In the Business world

It is rare to achieve a 100% Majority

Nevertheless it was important for me to approach them

I now know who will support me in my plan

To smoke weed before class on Thursday

It would be wise of you to understand the implications of this.

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it's thursday, or as i like to call it, friday

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introduced a new header to this important page of my blog that says if you know me irl and you read the page you have to tell me about it! this is both nonnegotiable and retroactive, so whether you’ve read the page already or read it right now, please just fuckin let me know