#miscellaneous nightmares

[stranger-nightmare]

This tiktok is Eddie and you after waking up in the hospital, like he’s still out of it kind of, pain meds still has his brain all foggy but he still would hit on you.

Just

“My girlfriend wouldn’t be happy you holding my hand”

Y/n: babe I’m your girlfriend

Eddie: really? -heart rate picks up- what are you doing later?

-🎸😈

lmfao yes this is definitely something Eddie would do, bless him!!

-hope

[stranger-nightmare]

The man. The myth. The everything. He makes me need things in ways I am unable to properly speak.

-🎸😈

precious soft baby boy I wanna smooch his sleepy face

- hope

[stranger-nightmare]

Quick side note. Eddie has absolutely, while either high or drunk, stepped on a red MnM and started bawling cause he thinks he crushed a ladybug. And it would take his partner a GOOD 10 minutes to calm him down and convince him it, in fact, was not a cute and precious ladybug, but a piece of candy. And i adore him for it. -Knife

this is a funny and very specific headcanon lmao bless

-hope

[stranger-nightmare]

HAPPY CHRISTMAS HOPE!

-🎸😈

THANK YOU SO MUCH DARLING!! I hope you had a wonderful day <33

- hope

[stranger-nightmare]

To everyone having problem with the audios, you either have to reload the page, check if your search engine is up to date, or see if you can use a flash plugin. You can also just wait it out, takes around 5 minutes and then you have the ability to play it! Hopefully, it gets fixed soon!

Happened to me last night ://

Ps. apparently you can also download the audios? Don’t quote me on that, but I do remember seeing something about downloading them as well

ahh okay, thank you! hopefully this will help people and let them use it again! but yeah hopefully whatever the actual issue is gets resolved quickly <3

idk about the downloading thing either so I guess people will just have to explore and see for themselves <3

- hope

[stranger-nightmare]

There’s a new DM Eddie audio on his Reddit! He’s come out of his hiatus for us fans 😍 public service announcement part 2 of DM is up.

ahhh yeah I’ve just seen now, that’s so amazing he made a part 2 omgggg! <33

- hope

[stranger-nightmare]

I feel bad for Jamie trying to know what vecnussy means 😔😔 prayers go out to him😭😭

-🪆🎏

that interview was hilarious and his confusion about the vecnussy was so funny to me hahaha bless him! I hope someone has explained it to him in the meantime lmaoo

- hope

[stranger-nightmare]

The fact, the soul fact Joseph Quinn is only 3 years older then me has me feral like that man. I swear to god.

Me an almost 26 year old trash fire of a human is 3 years younger then that beautiful darling of a man.

We could have been in school together. He would have been the hot upper class man that I would have had such a crush on only to embarrass myself in front of and never speak to again.

Like. Also jamie saying he’s old at 33 like babes your still a young man, when ya hit 50 then say your old.

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Joseph is five years older than me but honestly that’s nothing compared to some of the other celebrity crushes I have! I mean my man Oscar Isaac is fully 20 yrs older than me but I’d still let him hit it in a heartbeat lmaoooo

also yes Jamie saying he’s ‘old’ at 33, like darling no, you are still baby to us don’t worry haha

-hope