Since Tumblr won't let me send files *shakes fist* here are the salads I've been trying, per Eboni's (@negrowhat ) request.
All recipes found via @logaagm on YT/TikTok
ones with* I’ve tried, others are on the list to be tried.
1 whole cucumber sliced into circles
Cottage Cheese
Greek Yogurt
Salt & Pepper
Fresh Dill
Lemon juice
Measurements based on vibes. Combine into a bowl or container and mix together thoroughly.
Smoked Salmon Everything Bagel Salad*
1 whole cucumber sliced into circles
Whipped Cream Cheese (personal suggestion Smoked salmon cream cheese if available)
Smoked Salmon - diced
Ranch
Everything Bagel Seasoning
MSG - dash
Measurements based on vibes. Combine into a bowl or container and mix together thoroughly.
1 whole cucumber
Whipped scallion cream cheese
1 jalapeño chopped
Bacon Bits
Shredded cheddar cheese
MSG
Measurements based on vibes. Combine into a bowl or container and mix together thoroughly.
California Roll Cucumber Salad*
1 whole cucumber
whipped scallion cream cheese
imitation crab
avocado
soy sauce
sesame seeds
MSG
Measurements based on vibes. Combine into a bowl or container and mix together thoroughly.
1 whole cucumber
imitation crab
whipped cream cheese
chives
sriracha - if you want it spicy
worcestershire sauce
sugar
MSG
Measurements based on vibes. Combine into a bowl or container and mix together thoroughly.
1 whole cucumber
2 hard-boiled eggs
celery
red onion
Kewpie mayo (or regular)
sour cream
paprika
lemon juice
MSG
Measurements based on vibes. Combine into a bowl or container and mix together thoroughly.