#misconstrue

[my-funked-up-life]

[dimensionportal]

Me: takes a lot of water to wash away New Orleans

Kip: 5:51

Me: is that a Bible reference?

Kip: I don’t think New Orleans is in the Bible

Me: Nooooooooooo the 5:51 🤣

Kip: OH no that’s what time I have left in queue.

[postersbykeith]

[dilligaf-lesbian]

Twin Estrangement Things #4

That feeling when your mom obviously supports your twin more than you do

[lofihipbot]

lofi hip hop beats to misconstrue to

[beaschwa-blog]

misconstrue

transitive verb  |  mis·con·strue  |   \ ˌmis-kən-ˈstrü \

1. to interpret (something, such as a statement or action) wrongly: misinterpret

Examples:

misconstrued her words/meaning/silence

He does not want his real name used in the newspaper because even the most innocent statement could be misconstrued here and lead to trouble, he says. —Lynne Duke

I instantly turned away, lest he should see and misconstrue my emotion. —Anne Brontë

2.  to misinterpret the meaning, intention, or character of (someone)

Examples:

… it is the post-Vietnam revisionists who have most ironically misconstrued [Herman] Melville. —Frederick Crews

… a sad sack whom no one would misconstrue as charming. —Karen Karbo

Source: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/misconstrue

[sendsikhnotetotrump]

Make America Misconstrue Again

[funquotations-blog]

People can misconstrue closeness for love. - Stevie Wonder http://www.quotationsensation.com/quote.aspx/quote?quoteid=247613