Have you seen the Beast-Ancients AU by @cuppajj ? It’s got a pretty big following… I hope you know what it is. (Ignore this if you don’t) Saint Vanilla Cookie is their version of Pure Vanilla. He’s got this thanos snap thing going on.
In THEORY, if Saint Vanilla Cookie somehow managed to worm his way into your au and found Slumbering Orchid Cookie seemingly defenseless while in his immobile state, how would Slumbering Orchid Cookie react? How would he fight back? What would happen if he was touched?
Oh shit. YES, ANON. I’m very familiar with the BAAU. This ask kinda tickled my brain fsr but— you know what? Just for you, anon.
If Saint Vanilla Cookie did manage to enter my au, many things could happen. But it all ends in the same way, Saint Vanilla Cookie in the throne room despite the frantic warnings of the guard who he graciously guided towards the light just a few moments prior.
(Personally, I wouldn’t know how the Saint would feel about seeing this broken husk of a cookie, overtaken by vines and a sentient flower. Prolly ask Cuppajj about that.)
But what I do know is that if Saint did attempt to Thanos Hug™, he would immediately be grabbed and skewered through. If he tries to struggle, the vines would snake up his arms and pull until his arms are out of socket. Any attempts to heal would he blocked by some unknown spell. Any wounds inflicted by Saint would be stitched together by tiny capillary vines.
All in all, Saint would be treated like prey. Nothing more.
But what would happen to his own staff? Not sure. It would possibly be left alone. Or taken. Who knows?
Saint Vanilla Cookie belongs to @cuppajj
Slumbering Orchid Cookie belongs to me.
