I know you. You do NOT have only one drunken story. hit us babe
ugh okay
SO WHEN I WAS VISITING YOU and we got that amazing idea to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
There was me, Ellen, one of Ellen’s roommates and then this gay couple who were couch surfing at their place. Oh and Ellen’s friend joined us at some point.
One of the guys was joking to me like “you are probably gonna drink us all under the table because you are Finnish!” and I was like “nah, I can’t really handle my booze that well.”
I shit you not, 15 MINUTES LATER Ellen’s roommate is dancing on the table.
30 minutes after that the rest of them are drunk as fuck too and I’m sitting there like “...I don’t even feel tipsy yet.”
Umm then some quiz game happened on Xbox or something, I wasn’t really following? Was it the same night even? Oh well.
Ellen here got so drunk she couldn’t even stay up and she kept falling all over the place and I was seriously worried about her when she decided to go to the stairs because ??? Things Ellen fell on that night: On the floor, on the couch, from the couch to the floor, on top of me on the couch, on the floor from on top of me pulling me down from the couch too. Good times.
At one point I went to the bathroom and when I came back 5 minutes later three guys are making out with each other on the couch (the roommate and the couple) and everyone was kinda like “okay so that is happening...” Things between those three escalated quickly and one thing let to another but luckily they moved to the roommates room before that.
The next morning Ellen was the sweetest little thing as she brought me water while I was dying on my bed and kept telling her not to tell the gays, “don’t tell the gays” who had been teasing me all night about how horrible my hangover would be.
tl;dr: Cheap alcohol, Ellen falling all over the place and a gay threesome. Awesome night and a killer hangover.
