"I asked chatgpt" you're asking me to have the patience to not break your empty skull with a rock and it's running real fucking thin
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@theplantbish
"I asked chatgpt" you're asking me to have the patience to not break your empty skull with a rock and it's running real fucking thin
I think that part of what irks me about AI being used even for "small" stuff like meme graphics (aside from all the larger problems obviously) is like.... the time spent on it was part of the humor. "this is a silly inconsequential joke but I had to stop everything and spend 5 minutes making it" was, at least for me, part of the joke. Someone really took time out of their day to make me look at something silly they took time out of their day to make. Now it's like someone took time out of my day to make me look at something no one even made. Stop wasting my time if you aren't wasting yours too.
seduction 🖤
the demonization of condoms as a method by younger gens is awful because when speaking about sexual health no method is as safe, as easy and as complete as prophylactics, stop thinking about just preventing pregnancies, there's millions of things you need to be protecting against that are not reversible unlike pregnancies
i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today
last night a voice spoke to me in my dream and told me that we are going to have the biggest crab rave ever before the end of the year 🙏
I love baby foxes. Nothing has ever had less of an idea.
buffering
feather obtained, purpose unclear
leaf obtained, purpose unclear
ground:
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sibling obtained, purpose: biting
Hi, it’s me, your Flix Bus driver. I heard some of you back there asking why we’re on this dirt road in the middle of a cow pasture if this is supposed to be a direct line from Berlin to Munich. To that I say: you all need to mind your own damn business and look at the fucking moo cows.
Best song from Vitun hyvää joulua EP?
Booty call
Hei me pärjätään
Sinkkumies
how to cover letter:
polite greeting (it's me, boy)
introduction (i'm the ps5)
establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)
establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)
describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)
oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now
good morning everyone lets just go back to sleep
He’s casting a spell 🫧
📷: Joel Saikkonen
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"Marjastajat ~ Berry Pickers" by Eero Järnefelt, 1888. Oil on canvas, 45.4 x 69.7 cm. Finnish artist 1863-1937.