cat: *is scared of the sounds the printer is making but stays anyway* me: you should really go cat: no me: *shrugs* cat: *tries to bite into an electric cable that’s plugged in* me: *starts pulling him away and to lift him slightly up* cat: how dare you?!*beastmode* me: *let’s him fall* I was just trying to save your life!cat: *runs away* me: *chants frantically in mind* I love my cat, I love my cat , I love my cat







