#mishterjackkelly

[soluminmcrte]

{{Replies for Eddy!}}

[threethousandyearsofthis-blog]

OOC

//Hey guys. I’m going to be disappearing because I came out tonight and my mother is furious and will be turning off my internet, my phone, taking away all my privileges, etc. I’ll get back on whenever I can, but it could be a while. I have no idea what I’m going to do because I have seven months till I can legally move out - she refuses to kick me out but will be taking everything away from me. Tagging people I was in RPs with - I’ll get to replies whenever possible.

[littlebirdnamedjehan]

[kisses you] It's a kissing Disease. Spread it by kissing the first ten people on your dash.

Jehan blushed. "Oh dear."

[drhanniballecter]

Well... if I was a serial killer - 'm not sayin' that I am or anythin' - I suppose I would go after prostitutes. Me sister was one a long time back an'... yeah, um... I used ta be a graverobber an' I know 'ow ta cut 'em up pretty well... Ta get out their organs, ya know? I would maybe take a kindey... Or a uterus. Ya used ta be able ta get a fortune for sellin' one o' those to a 'ospital. Then I'd leave the girl there all torn up-like and cut. And then I'd never get caught. Ever.

Did you not like your sister?

[solitarytype]

Which cemetery do ya work at?

Highgate. Why do you ask?

[solitarytype]

"How funny. I'm always invited to funerals, but it's a rare occurrence where I get to be at a wedding."

[realityneverphasesme-blog]

'ello there! 'ow 'ave ya been, Lucas?

"I’ve been alright and yourself?"

[allmadherex]

mishterjackkelly

"Is there any particular reason you're here, or do you just enjoy breaking into private property in the middle of the night? My office hours are on the website. Call for an appointment, please."