May 13, 2013
I found a beard hater
You: You don't have a beard
Stranger: yeah
You: but you want one
You: but you can't grow it
Stranger: i can, but i shave it
You: why?
You: WHY?
You: TELL ME WHYYY?
You: beards are awesome
You: Socrates had a beard
You: Plato had a beard
You: Aristotle too
You: Do you know who had a beard as well?
Stranger: who
You: Certainly not the king of the Netherlands
Your conversational partner has disconnected.