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You: i hate all questions on this fucking website
Stranger: I thought the Elephant one was nice.
Stranger: Though it wasn't really a question.
You: haven't come across that one yet
You: Anyway, you people get the opportunity to ask question you wouldn't normarlly ask
You: And all trolls can do is begging for kiks and pics
You: Ask us what our life goals are, where our beliefs stems from, who we love, why we love...
Stranger: Something about elephants killing younger girls in India because they're attracted to periods.
You: what did I just read
Stranger: But those questions are boring.
Stranger: Those came up when the whole "Ask a question" thing started.
You: They are goddamn questions at least
Stranger: After about half an hour, everyone had enough and turned to "Are you gay?"
You: Oh, I missed that time
Stranger: So, what would your big question look like?
You: How long have you been roaming this pit of enndless doom?
You: How can you not be frsutrated by the amount of stupidity ?
Stranger: Eh, I tune in every once in few moons
Stranger: Well, just don't risk prolonged exposure.
Stranger: We all know what we're in for here:
Stranger: Retards aplenty.
You: hahaha, no, I refuse to accept that
Stranger: But every once in a while, you meet someone who's actually fun to talk to.
Stranger: Savor that moment, then don't come back for a long long time.
You: Ih, yes, those are rare times indeed :D
You: You seem very experienced at this whole omegle thing
Stranger: I'm very experienced when it comes to messing with people's heads.
Stranger: So naturally I feel at home here.
You: You natural habitat, so I see
Stranger: Humanity is like a storm composed of sheer madness.
Stranger: I just like to sit in the eye of that storm instead of watching it rolling over me.
You: that's a nice way of putting it
Stranger: Embrace the lunacy and yadda yadda
Stranger: Just imagine that I'm saying all kinds of deep things here, you'll get the picture
Stranger: If all else fails:
Stranger: Humanity survives because we're capable of laughing at everything.
You: I don't know whether to label you as a madman or genius
Stranger: If we didn't, we would have committed mass suicide a long long time ago.
Stranger: I'm just a hypnotherapist's secretary.
Stranger: So really, neither.
Stranger: Did you know that there are still a lot of hypno-consultations with the defined goal of encouraging a young woman's chest growth?
You: thanks for the fun fact
Stranger: It's been debunked as a pseudo-practice for years, and still they're making so much money with all those rich teenagers, it's not even funny anymore.
Stranger: Well, sometimes it is funny.
Stranger: I once listened to one of those sessions...
Stranger: "Imagine your breasts are watermelons, planted in rich firm soil."
You: I see you already laughing maniacally behind closed curtains
Stranger: "Watermelons grow with the amount of water they receive"
You: Is this really what they say, oh dear ! hahah
Stranger: "Now I want you to see yourself as a gardener, encouraging your plants, watering them ever so often"
Stranger: It was all I could do to not fall from my chair
You: hahaha this is hilarious indeed
Stranger: My current boss is better than that
Stranger: Doesn't use a lot of prose
Stranger: Makes it less funny
You: So, did you ever wanted to be a hypnotherapist's secretary?
Stranger: No, I never wanted to be anything special, which is precisely why I ended up getting just any job, and turns out it was this one.
Stranger: My boss is a scary person, which helps in a way, because people accept his commands more willingly
Stranger: It's alright for me, I get by :)
You: Then you are very lucky :)
Stranger: I get to calm people down before their first sessions
Stranger: It's fun, I can be the good cop in that scenario
Stranger: "There there, you'll be alright. Unless the master fucks up and convinces you that you're locked in a coffin"
You: careful or some will believe that last part :o
Stranger: You always need to talk straight to the subconscioius, it takes everything so damn literal
Stranger: No phrases or anything, just clear, concise commands and imagery.
You: I think it's difficult to understand what happens in the mind :o
Stranger: Nah, humans are all simpletons
You: I wasn't expecting that
Stranger: It's basically "Mom. Dad. Sex. Wait, that was weird. Oh well, guess there's the reason for my psychosis."
Stranger: But that's only when you boil people down to their most basic stuff
Stranger: It's actually fun to see the thought castles they build on top of that :)
Stranger: Everyone's so creative :O
You: I believe so, still find it hard to imagine
You: Isn't there a youtube video or so?
Stranger: I dunno, I guess no serious practice would produce one
Stranger: We always spend a lot of time going through the common thoughs:
Stranger: "Remember those shows at the circus where they make people dance like chicken?"
Stranger: "Those people actually wanted to do that, that's why it worked."
Stranger: "No, we can't tell you kill someone."
Stranger: "Unless you want to."
Stranger: I thought I could get rid of some ex's that way, but nooooo
You: how would you get rid of them?
Stranger: "Go kill my ex."
Stranger: "Oh, also, when you wake up you'll be convinced that I helped you and will be forever grateful."
Stranger: It could be so easy :
Stranger: So, what do you do for a living?
You: I live like a parasite on the costs of my family :s
Stranger: Studying what though?
Stranger: So that's why you're on Omegle.
Stranger: Working on your Master thesis? :)
You: What are you suggesting at?
Stranger: You could turn this into an excellent case study for what humanity boils down to
Stranger: One doctorate, coming right up.
You: hahaha, oh dear, that woul dbe rather depressing
You: I'm actually here for a less noble reason
You: called procrastination
You: Also, I'm in my first bachelor year
Stranger: Aww, I thought you were here to flirt
You: I 'm bad at flirting
Stranger: It would be the least noble reason :O
Stranger: Everyone's bad at flirting
Stranger: That's why it's so fun
You: Seriously, I don't understand it,
You: I've never done, I think
You: Maybe subconsciously
You: I love to observe how other peple flirt though
You: Now that's funny to see :D
Stranger: They're so helpless :D
You: Girls would tilt their head a little bit, ease their hips and lift their toe, while smiling bright and giggling
You: Boys act cooler though, I can't read guys.
Stranger: ................ lifting toes?
You: They act as if they don't notice it
Stranger has disconnected.
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