☾ KOAN: What's the worst present you've ever received?
One present doesn't stand out, but let me tell you about Christmas 99. Once, I came home from school and mom had left christmas shopping bags on the kitchen table and took a nap, and forgot all about them, so of course I snooped. Because there were fucking SAILOR MOON DOLLS in the bags 8D, but you know, I knew better so I didn't open them, I just let mom and dad think I didn't see them
So I woke up on Christmas morning and me and my brother came down stairs to open our presents, and much to our disappointment, There were only presents with clothes and other boring stuff. No toys. No Sailor Moon dolls. So being the little kid that I was, I was 9, I started whailing "WHERE'S THE SAILOR MOON DOLLS! I SAW THEM! WHERE ARE THEEEEEEEEEEEEY" I was literally crying, like tantrum proportions, and my brother was just like "THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS EVER"
Turns out mom and dad were mad at us for "being bad all year" (Which I highly fucking doubt we were bad all year. We were kids, for fuck's sake.), and they wanted to teach us a lesson, so they put out the boring presents first and hid the real presents in the closet. So yeah, that was the worst christmas ever.
☾ PETZ: If you were still together with your first love, how different would your life be?
Hmm... I don't expect too much different. Maybe I wouldn't have dropped out of college. I'd still be me, though.
👽 EN: What's the most passive-aggressive thing you've ever done?
I think passive-aggressive thoughts all the time, but I don't think I've ever done anything passive-aggressive before.