#missing dragons

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WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS???

OK so not everybody saw this and I know people won’t believe me, but last night I straight up stabbed a guy and IT. WAS. BADASS. This was after I got confused by all the clouds and fell off Drogon because of zombies (LOL LONGGGG STORY, hahaha) and anyway so these zombies are everywhere and I’m like, “noooooo!” and then Ser Borah comes in like “Khaleesi, blah blah blah” and he starts killing them for me, but then I see a sword on the ground and I’m thinking…yeah. So I grab a sword and when I spin around there’s a zombie coming and it’s like “HELL. NO.” So I stabbed the guy and he’s like “rarrragh” and I’m like “arrrrgghghg” and I wish I could have seen myself because I’m sure it looked AWESOME!!! LOL.

Ser Borah killed some too but they also killed him, and I’m fine so maybe I should have been the knight? LOL no that’s so mean haha, I am sad he died. He’s been there like from day one, you know? He was kinda lame and creepy (he got me books for my wedding? LOL def haven’t gotten around to reading those yet) but even when he was spying on me and trying to have me murdered he had my back, which you guys I CANNOT say for most of the people who try to kill me, they don’t like me at all, lol. And, I mean, who do I trust now? The Lannister guy who’s always like “Let’s not use the dragons!”, my nephew/boyfriend, LOL, like that’s going to end well, or his sister the super-basic materialist? Hell. No. It’s just you and me, now, Dany, hahaha, lol, and I guess the dragons but I’m not sure where they are because of so much snow.

But, haha, it’s like I had a family when I was born, and they were all taken from me, and then I met Ser Jorah before I had dragons or armies or anything and he still thought of me as a queen, lol, and then I started to make a new family of my own, and I lost them, too. Now that Jorah’s gone, there’s no one left who knew who I was before all this. I wonder, when you lose the last person who shares your memories, how do you know the memories were ever real to begin with?  

Also YOU GUYS can we just stop with the blizzards? My dragons srsly cannot SEE and it gets super confusing!!! LOL K thx.

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Missing dragons, again

I don’t want to go all “WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?” again but I just realized I haven’t seen them for a while.  Usually I let them roam the countryside burning things because that’s pretty scary, but they always come back, only it’s been a few days, so now I’m getting worried they might be lost or have gone to another giant pyramid thinking its my giant pyramid and now some other girl is raising them and then when I go to get them back she’ll be like “these are my dragons” and I’ll have to burn her but guys I’ll feel really bad because I know what it’s like to get attached to a pet!  If you see them and they don't burn you, pls let me know thx

[clan-saofish]

i think someone just tried to buy one of my wildclaw babies but like?? fr has glitched and neither of them have left my lair tho i've received treasure?

if this was you (25k, maroon/red/magenta or chocolate/maroon/coral) lemme know and i can send them to you??? 

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Crimping Iron?

Okay I know sometimes when I’m like ‘why don’t we just get rid of all the wizards?’ people freak out but the thing is, first of all, I say what’s on my mind and if you don’t want that you’re in the wrong place, lolol! And second that CREEPY WIZARD GUY TOOK MY DRAGONS!! 

Let me lay it down, lol.  I went to this meeting with all the rich guys in Qarth to ask about my dragons (hey you never know, right?) and then the wizard turned into a bunch of guys and killed the other guys.  At this point I’m thinking ‘something’s not right here!’ hahaha!  And then the wizard said he took my dragons.  The thing is, if he was just going to take them and then tell me he took them,  ummm, I’m not sure I’m seeing the point, right? 

The worst part was all this was going on and I couldn’t even do anything because I’d just bought this new crimping iron and it works really well but you have to stay still for a while or else the crimps won’t set…hahaha, kind of a ripoff I guess.  So really if anyone knows of where to get a better crimping iron that would be step 1 here, lol.  It is unseemly for the mother of dragons to appear in a public setting without properly crimped hair. 

So anyways now they want me to go claim my dragons at the wizard place or whatever and you just KNOW that’s going to be weird and I’m kinda like ‘can we just not?’  I mean this place has a wizard guy and a bunch of perfumed guys and that creepy Zorro Zon guy who’s always trying to get me to marry him and THERE’S A WOMAN WHO WEARS A CHECKERS BOARD on her face and NOBODY EVEN SAYS ANYTHING!!!  It’s just like, there’s a limit, you know?

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My Dream...

Last night I had a dream.  I awoke in a bed in a room I had never seen, yet there was something about the sheets, about the patterns of the stones of the walls that felt at once familiar, at once comforting.  Standing I found myself drawn, pulled even, to the door, down the stairs, into a great hall.  From the stories my brother told me I knew at once that this was the Red Keep, the ancestral home of my father and his father and his father back through the centuries.  The home I had long imagined but never seen now stood before me in splendor. 

“Come sister,” said my brother, reaching out his hand for mine.  Only it was not my brother, not as I had known him.  In life his face was cruel and twisted, made ugly with a poisonous mixture of pride and fear and fury.  All that now was washed away, revealing a face I thought I had forgotten, the face of the boy who had protected me, who had told me stories of my home, the boy who taught me that I was Daenerys of House Targaryen, blood of the dragon. 

I took his hand then.  How could I not?  He led me up the stairs and there at the top stood my mother, arms outstretched, tears in her eyes.  As I ran to her and collapsed in her arms, felt the warmth of her touch on my skin for the first time, I became aware of other faces and found to my surprise that I knew them all, knew them all by sight though I had never met them.  There was Elia of Dorne, radiant as the stars with her newborn child in her arms, smiling at me.  There was my father, old and white and wise.  There was no trace of madness in his eyes, only love and compassion and joy that his daughter had returned to him.  And there was Rhaegar, my brother, more beautiful even than I dared picture in my waking life, his hair silver—not the silver of a carafe or a blade or even a looking glass but rather the silver of sunlight upon the water.  He shone as he smiled down upon me and I felt his hand grip my shoulder.  “Welcome home sister,” he said, his voice both soft and strong. 

And I fell back into his arms.  And I wept.  And I was home.

Then i woke up and i was STILL in Qarth but I thought at first “hey at least I have my dragons” and then i woke up a little more and I remembered that MY DRAGONS ARE MISSING!!!!  UGGHH!!!!  At that point you’re just like “back to bed!” lol!!

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OMG this pic is everywhere now but it's from when I was telling spooky stories with ser jorah the other day.  He ruined it though because he was like "khaleesi, when you tell ghost stories you're supposed to hold the flashlight under your face, not beside it" and I'm like "I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, QUEEN OF THE IRON THRONE!  ONE DOES NOT PRESUME TO TELL ME WHERE TO HOLD A FLASHLIGHT WHILE TELLING SPOOKY STORIES!!!!!!"

Ugh, wish i had more girl friends instead of that guy but it seems like every girl i'm friends with dies trying to defend me somehow, so at this point it's seriously like:  WHAT.  EVS!   

Also:  missing dragons, demand vengeance, fire & blood, etc.

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dont know what to wear!!!

Hey guys sorry I know its been FOREVER since I wrote here, lol, but i’ve been sooooooooooo busy in qarth and ser borah boremont keeps being all like “it is unseemly for the queen of the 7 kingdoms to be online all the time” hahaha.  But the thing is when he was little they didn’t even have the internet so its totes not the same thing, like, at all.  And I try to tell him that and he’s all “uhhhh, khaleesi, uhhh derp derp” lol at that guy. 

ANYWAY, haha, my dragons are STILL MISSING but I’m going to a thing tonight with some of those ugly qarth people and I’ll ask them where they are (for like the 100th time!  LOL!)  so gotta go get dressed, let me know if you guys know of anything good to wear that boys in qarth like cause let me tell you right now the boys here are WEIRD!!  too much makeup! lololol k thx bye Also if you see the dragons tell me that too.   

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Meet my dragons: Viserion!!

Lol ok guys I know its lame but I named my last dragon after my dork brother, ok, but HEAR ME OUT!  lol, he was a total loser but he kept me alive for fourteen years when we lived in a house with a red door.  plus he's dead and i feel a tiny bit responsible because my husband at the time asked if it was ok if he killed him and i said yes, haha!  anyway whenever my brother would hit me he would always say "You've awoken the dragon!!" lol, so i thought it would be ok now that i have a real dragon to name it after him.  DONT WORRY!  Viserion is the smallest dragon and he's pasty white like my brother so its not like I named the best dragon after him, haha!

Ok, now you know what all my dragons look like, so no excuses, lol!  next time i ask WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS??  i want an answer