🫐The Blue Folk Are Not Your Friends (And George Washington Knew That) 🫐
(A Warning for Those Who Walk the Woods Without Knowing What’s Watching.)
📜 The Legend They Don’t Teach in History Class
George Washington was a soldier before he was a president.
And before he was a soldier, he was a man who went into the woods alone and came out changed.
He never spoke of what he saw.
He never returned to the deep forests, despite spending years waging war in them.
He began carrying salt in his coat at all times.
And most telling of all? His victories became… impossible.
🛑 The Deal in the Trees: What We Know
In 1754, Washington led an expedition through what is now West Virginia. It should have been routine. It was not.
Local records speak of strange disappearances that year. Entire hunting parties vanished. Settlers abandoned their homes overnight, leaving meals half-eaten on their tables.
What came out of those woods was not meant for human eyes.
Washington went in with maps and a musket. He came out with something else.
The next time he entered battle, he was untouchable.
Bullets pierced his coat but never his skin.
His soldiers saw things in the fog that no one else could.
The weather turned in his favor at every critical moment.
Some say he made a pact. Some say he took something that wasn’t his. Some say he left something behind.
Whatever happened, the Blue Folk have not forgotten.
And they are still waiting.
🌲 The Village That Shouldn’t Exist
It does not appear on any map. It does not want to be found. And if you see it, you are already in danger.
📌 Rules of the Blue Folk
1️⃣ Do not acknowledge them. If you see them, pretend you don’t. 2️⃣ Do not follow their humming. The melody is not for you. 3️⃣ Do not eat or drink anything they offer. Their gifts are binding. 4️⃣ If you smell something sweet, RUN. They are close. Too close.
🔴 Documented Encounters (That Authorities Dismiss)
🔹 The Ranger Who Wouldn’t Speak (1997)
A park ranger in Virginia stumbled upon a cluster of tiny blue structures deep in the woods.
He radioed for backup—then went silent for 18 minutes.
When found, he was kneeling in the dirt, mouth moving, eyes blank.
He refused to say what happened. To this day, he does not enter the woods.
🔹 The Missing Hiker’s Camera (2013)
A woman disappeared while hiking alone in Pennsylvania.
Days later, her camera was found in a tree hollow, undamaged.
The final images:
A clearing that shouldn’t be there.
A small, humanoid figure, watching.
A blurry, grinning face—far too close.
The final photo? Just a deep, unearthly blue.
🔹 The Boy With Blue Eyes (2021)
A family camping in West Virginia woke to find their six-year-old son missing.
They searched for two hours.
The child walked back into camp on his own.
He refused to say where he had been.
His brown eyes had turned a vivid, unnatural blue.
Medical tests found no explanation.
🚫 Why Pregnant Women and Washington’s Bloodline Must Never Enter the Woods
Some targets are chosen.
Pregnant women who wander too close to the Blue Folk’s domain return changed. Sometimes they return carrying something that does not belong to them.
Washington’s descendants? They do not return at all.
The Blue Folk remember his betrayal. And they have been waiting.
🚀 Final Warning: If You See Them, It’s Already Too Late.
They do not move when you look at them. They do not blink. And when you turn your back—
They will be closer.
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