#mister-needful

[askrick]

By the way, you have no singing talent. Get "Schwifty", indeed.

[lab-boy-blog]

By the Devil

Mortimer ran down the street, the moonlight and city lights guiding him to his destination. He'd signed up for a job under the guidance of a man known as Mr.Needful. However, due to the fear of stares under daylight, Mortimer signed up for the last interview of the day. He huffed as he turned one more corner, screeching to a halt in front of the quaint little store. He pulled out his phone to double check this was the right location, opening the door carefully as to not make too much sound. Mortimer was surprised by the bell jingle, nearly dropping his phone. He'd bent over, catching the device right before it hit the ground. As he began to stand up he noticed there was now a figure in front of him, looking up to see a devilishly handsome man. "Uhhhh... H-Hello?" @mister-needful

[justmorty]

How do you feel about Rick frolicking about in Mr. Needful's rose garden?

Uhhh well @askrick is a g-grownup and can do w-whatever he wants, I guess! Also roses are super nice so! I c-can’t blame him! Mister Needful seems p-pretty nice a-anyways....

[extrageez]

So what is it that you desire, young man? Surely there must be something, or many things?

   ❝ y — you know, it’s sort of real, r-r-real creepy, you coming in here and asking me that ... ❞

[askrick]

You and your antiquated science disgust me!

[justmorty]

askrick replied to your post: I hear you're collecting crystals, might I...

don’t listen to him morty. whatever he’s trying to gi-iive u will probably make you shit kittens aa–and-d shark dicks or whatever

Oh my god Rick! You can’t... you can’t just go around saying things like that! I mean even if he is the Devil and all that I... I...

S-shark d.-di... parts...  and kittens!?!

[justmorty]

Hello, Morty.

Uhhhhhhhhh hey there.