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𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓽𝔂 𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓽𝓱  ●  15  ●  ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ, C — 137 sometimes you gotta do weird shit for science [ CAUTION: SPOILERS FOR S3 ]

[groscar]

tfw u gotta team up with the one true morty but he’s shit at combat

[cfmusings-blog]

❝ how do you cope? ❞

                i don’t.

[extrageez]

  [ ooc. gonna be on semi-hiatus for a while, sorry guys. ]

[extrageez]

   @plugrick texted @ 04:20  ( 📲 )    [ text. ] pplug its 4 am    [ text. ] what r u even sayin rn    [ text. ] sure ok    [ text. ] jus tryn keep it down k? a li lbit

[extrageez]

»rickmarole« → rick and morty are rly competitive gamers like in the beginning morty didnt stand a chance but after a while they actually started having real epic show downs ,,, everything from street fighter to idk fucking pokemon go man they'll play it all and they'll COMPETE on who's the no.1 gamer in the family and aaaand AAAAND they have fucking FUN doing this

   [ this.   this shit. i live for it.    also it’s this great outlet for Morty’s aggression only sometimes when he’s lost a couple too many games he’ll get feisty and try and tackle him bc it’s seriously not fair Rick gets to be so good at everything (which Rick, in turn, thinks is mf hilarious).   APPROVED! ]

[extrageez]

love you mom 💛💛

[extrageez]

So what is it that you desire, young man? Surely there must be something, or many things?

   ❝ y — you know, it’s sort of real, r-r-real creepy, you coming in here and asking me that … ❞

[mister-needful-blog]

“Forgive me, your sister invited me in and I just thought to make conversation.” He offers an apologetic smile and a tip of his hat.

[extrageez]

   ❝ o-oh, um … okay … ❞ he tilts his head to peer down the hall, suddenly very aware that it’s just you and him, alone, in his room. Summer does bring sort of weird, sometimes scary people home sometimes. this wouldn’t be the first time he’s in this sort of situation. at least you’re not another bully from school but the fact that you’re closer to Rick’s age than Summer’s freaks him out a little.    he isn’t sure why.    ❝ s—so, um … ❞ Morty toggles at the joystick on his controller, knee bouncing nervously. you’ve caught him in the middle of a game, sitting cross-legged on his bedroom carpet. ❝ h-how’d you know Summer? ❞

[mister-needful-blog]

“Why, I’m her boss, Morty. No need to worry. Forgive me for setting you at ill-ease. It’s just that I can sense things - it’s a little… gift of mine… and my goodness your thoughts about Jessica were so loud that I thought I’d enquire as to what you truly desired.” He offers a charming smile.

[extrageez]

   ❝ m-my thoughts? ❞ Morty can feel his ears burning. he’s not even sure he’s comfortable with the stuff he’s been thinking about when you suddenly barged in here, let alone anyone knowing about them. ❝ s-seriously? y-you’re really … r-really gonna pull the whole t-telepath th-thing on me? ❞     where does Summer even work? this guy is super weird. Morty can’t really tell if you’re bluffing but either way he’s already pretty sure he does not trust you.

[extrageez]

I SERIOUSLY LOVE HOW PRECISE AND DETAILED YOUR REPLIES GO INTO JUST HOW HE FEELS AND ACTS ITS JUST EVERYTHING AAHHNSSODMDKOSS,D,

   [ AKSKEHDKH;EDEKD THANKU   I’VE BEEN SO OUT OF SHAPE LATELY BUT AAAA!! WOW. bb. > 3 < xx. ]

[floweremojilost]

i don’t!! nnever haha ill open a portal for you jjust lmk where u are when u yknow when ur ready

Its Saturday so my parents are at wine club all day sooo…I’m ready now! B) 

[extrageez]

sso ur at home rn?? can u be outside ur garage in 5 mins?

[floweremojilost]

ur perfect jessica im p sure it’s mme i’m most worried about rn u wanna ccome over? we can watch interdimensional cable if u want grandpa rick left it on

Ohhh yeah I’d love that!! If you don’t mind that is. :Oc

[extrageez]

i don't!! nnever haha ill open a portal for you jjust lmk where u are when u yknow when ur ready

[givemeameme-blog]

Please tell me your favorite things about my portrayal/muse?

[extrageez]

So what is it that you desire, young man? Surely there must be something, or many things?

   ❝ y — you know, it’s sort of real, r-r-real creepy, you coming in here and asking me that … ❞

[mister-needful-blog]

“Forgive me, your sister invited me in and I just thought to make conversation.” He offers an apologetic smile and a tip of his hat.

[extrageez]

   ❝ o-oh, um … okay … ❞ he tilts his head to peer down the hall, suddenly very aware that it’s just you and him, alone, in his room. Summer does bring sort of weird, sometimes scary people home sometimes. this wouldn’t be the first time he’s in this sort of situation. at least you’re not another bully from school but the fact that you’re closer to Rick’s age than Summer’s freaks him out a little.    he isn’t sure why.    ❝ s—so, um … ❞ Morty toggles at the joystick on his controller, knee bouncing nervously. you’ve caught him in the middle of a game, sitting cross-legged on his bedroom carpet. ❝ h-how’d you know Summer? ❞

[extrageez]

(plugrick) headcanon that plug and morty have a surprisingly similar taste in music

   [ HELL YEEEEEAH, BRUH   & they make mix tapes and listen to them when they go cruising even some of Morty’s embarrassing teen choices make it on!!    APPROVED! ]

[musesgonnamuse]

Send a headcanon you have about our muses’ relationship and I will tell you whether or not I approve of it.

[extrageez]

So what is it that you desire, young man? Surely there must be something, or many things?

   ❝ y — you know, it’s sort of real, r-r-real creepy, you coming in here and asking me that ... ❞

[floweremojilost]

llike a friendly lap?

If you can handle the weight of my thighs, then yes. o3o 

[extrageez]

ur perfect jessica im p sure it’s mme i’m most worried about rn u wanna ccome over? we can watch interdimensional cable if u want grandpa rick left it on

[extrageez]

O-on a scale of o-one to t-ten, how s-sick does portal hopping make you?

   ❝ u-um, wow … n-not … that much, i-i guess? i used to, like, the first times rick took me along i used to throw up a lot, but now, u-um … p-probably 2/10. ❞