hi! could you do yellowjackets first time seeing you drunk? like taking care of you maybe?
yellowjackets x drunk!reader
in which the yellowjackets find their girlfriend of a few months at a bar, completely wasted and in need of a ride home.
a/n: this has been ROTTING in my drafts for so long 💔 wrote like three drafts of this lol but here she is!! it’s kinda no crash au but also shauna is still a bitch 😍 so yeah i hope you guys enjoy it
tags: no crash au, established relationship, tw emetophobia, drinking, fem!reader
Misty Quigley
- was not a drinker in high school
- but has seen enough movies and read enough books to sort of know what to do
- she shows up at whatever bar you’re at
- shuffling her feet and feeling out of place
- and your drunk ass is like OMG MISTYYYY
- she doesn’t 100% know what to do
- but you’re running up to her and hugging her and generally being drunk and stupid
- “GUYS this is my GIRLFRIENDDDD isn’t she prettyyyy”
- and she’s ignoring the warmth in her chest
- as she’s like “hi yeah we need to go home”
- drives you home and keeps trying to hide her smile bc she doesn’t want to encourage you
- but she thinks you’re cute
- makes you drink like a gallon of water to try and flush the alcohol out of your system
- and sends you to bed
- finds you curled up on her side of the bed wearing her pajamas
- “they smelled like you”
- and she can’t even bring herself to pretend to be annoyed
Jackie Taylor
- thinks you’re basically the cutest thing ever
- she saunters into the bar you’re at with her purse hanging off one shoulder
- spots you at the bar
- “having fun, baby?”
- and you get all giggly and nervous
- bc she’s so prettyyyy
- and she says her hello’s to the friends you came out with
- before grabbing you by the hand and tugging you out of your seat
- and slipping an arm around your waist
- and tugging you out of the bar
- def having the classic convo
- “you’re pretty”
- “you are drunk”
- “two things can be true. not mutually excusive.”
- she rolls her eyes at you but she’s biting the inside of her cheek to stop herself smiling
- she’s so sweet with you
- makes you take a shower when you get home
- bc “you smell like a wine o”
Shauna Shipman
- thinks you’re cute when you’re drunk but will NEVER admit it
- guard-dog shipman is back again!!
- “you don’t need another one”
- “you’re no fun, shauna”
- and she takes your drink and either chugs it herself or dumps it straight into the dirt
- “what the fuck, shipman?”
- “don’t ‘shipman’ me. we’re going home.”
- she grabs you by the wrist a little rougher than she intends to
- but as soon as you’re home and alone she softens
- her big brown eyes and her voice goes all low and 🫠🫠
- “this wouldn’t be happening if you’d listened to me”
- as you’re throwing up
- and she sounds annoyed but she’s rubbing your back and pulling your hair out of the way
- that’s kinda how shauna is
- she always sounds annoyed but she cares so much
- ugh that’s babygirl
Taissa Turner
- “well, you seem to be having a great time. don’t you have work in the morning?”
- you groan and put your head down on the table
- she pulls it back off the table because ew germs
- “i’m not going.”
- “yeah, i figured. how about we go home?”
- “noooo i don’t have to work tomorrow! we can stay out!”
- cue a very loud sigh from your girlfriend
- bribery gets her everywhere
- “if you drink this you get a forehead kiss” as she’s holding out a cup of water
- not all that concerned about you going too hard
- she trusts that you know your own limits
- most of the time
- if you’re reallyyy out of it
- she’ll step in
- but do the most part she’s content to let you have your fun
- once the night is over she’s forcing you into bed like a literal drill sergeant
- “absolutely not. no. put the shirt on. put it on. okay, now lay down. not on my side, on your side. come on.”
- you’re giggling and stumbling around
- she’s following you trying to get you to lay down
- “i’m not tired!”
- and then you’re out like a light once your head hits the pillow
Van Palmer
- “woahhh… your friend said you were fucked up but you’re… fucked up…”
- lowkey enjoying themselves watching you be an idiot
- they’re not going to spoil your fun
- follows you around replacing your drinks
- and steering you away from doorframes you’re about to run into
- lets you lean on them when your balance is questionable
- once you start to wind down
- theyre walking you back to their car
- you fall asleep in the passenger seat and they carry you inside
- STRONG BUTCH VAN SAVE MEEE
- sorry
- what was i saying?
- they’re probably afraid to fall asleep the first time you’re drunk
- because what if you choke on your own vomit and die????
- but by the third or fourth time you stay over at their house
- they’ve mostly convinced themselves you’ll be fine
- hnnngh. butch van.
- sorry i’m on my butchfemme shit rn my talking stage is butch and ahahdjsn
- anyways
Natalie Scatorccio
- arguably the best and worst person to be drunk around
- she strolls up to this bar she knows very well
- gets a nod from the bartender probably
- she is very smug
- it’s both infuriating and adorable
- “hey, baby, you ready to leave?”
- “woahhh when did you get here?”
- and of course she’s gonna mess with you
- “i’ve been here for hours” (she’s been there for five minutes max)
- you’re staring at her trying to focus on her but she’s going in and out of focus
- “yeah okay i think you’re done for the night”
- definitely the type of gf to carry you out of the bar
- “nooooo nat put me downnnn”
- “i take orders from no one.”
- she’s so silly
- she makes you a snack and an electrolyte drink when you get home
- bc she knows that hangovers are a bitch
- and hides the advil from you because she knows that’s your go-to
- and you can’t mix advil with alcohol
- maybe you know that
- but she’s not 100% sure
- better safe then sorry
- but she leaves out a gatorade and a couple aspirin out for you for when you wake up
Lottie Matthews
- i am a whiny!lottie warrior
- also passengerprincess!lottie warrior
- you probably went out together
- and she turns around for FIVE SECONDS
- and you’re doing tequila shots
- whoops!
- “oh my god, can you drive like this? how many fingers am i holding up?”
- “nine. no. eleven. twelve. stop moving, i’m trying to count!”
- and then she looks into the camera like she’s on the office bc she has not moved a muscle
- “babeeee now I have to drive homeeee….”
- “nono i can drive.”
- “you absolutely cannot.”
- she’s managed to convince you that you don’t need anymore shots
- you’re not driving anymore, what’s the harm?
- but you’re content to sit on your stool and lean on her while she stands next to you
- the arm slung around your shoulders gets tighter everytime someone speaks to you
- jealous!lottie save me
- anyways
- she’s whining about having to drive home but she also thinks it’s cute when you fall asleep in the car
- it is considerably less cute when you puke in the driveway once you get home.
- but she gets you inside and tucked in before going outside to stare at the puddle of puke
- and then just looks at true sky and prays for rain
- she is NAWT touching that
- comes back inside to find you curled up around her pillow 😭
- forehead kisses from lottie while you’re half asleep omfg i’m ill
Mari Ibarra
- just as wasted as you but handles her liquor better
- you’re a lightweight
- she gets giggly when she’s drunk and she can’t keep her hands off you
- not exactly in a sexual way (that’ll come later)
- she’s clinging to your arm
- and hugging you from behind
- sitting in your lap
- and when she gets you two a ride
- stumbling through the door when you get home
- giggling and kissing you while she tugs off your jacket and the rest of your clothes
- when you both wake up hungover she’s the first to drag herself out of bed
- to get you aspirin and water
- mari handles her hangovers better than you too
- she’s 100% still going to make fun of you though
Melissa Hat
- gets to the bar just in time to watch you try and climb onto a table
- “hey, hey, woah woah woah, let’s keep our feet on the ground, please…”
- dragging you out of the bar only for you to immediately puke in a potted plant outside the door
- pet names galore omfg
- and she’s trying out a bunch of new ones
- in hopes you don’t remember it tomorrow
- before you were just baby
- now you’re baby, sweetheart, honey, princess, baby girl, pretty thing, THE LIST GOES ON
- the ones you react positively to will be used in the future
- (i have a req in my inbox for lovey dovey melissa so if yall are fucking w that i’ll def put it on fasttrack)
- sleeper build melissa omfg i’m ill
- she’s gonna carry you like a princess
- she’s so knight in shining armor coded
- ugh need that
- spends the whole night (even after you leave the bar) trying to stop you from doing stupid shit
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