Alfred The Social Leper
Zelda Frankenstein: although Shaz would never want Alfred to hang with his friends
Al "Brain Ninja" Heimer: yeah, nobody would
Al "Brain Ninja" Heimer: Alfred is like the friend you keep secret
Al "Brain Ninja" Heimer: "Oh, Hey Shannon, fancy seeing you here!"
Al "Brain Ninja" Heimer: "I DON'T KNOW YOU, OLD MAN, BE GONE!"
Zelda Frankenstein: EXACTLY
Al "Brain Ninja" Heimer: "But Nishith knows me..."
Al "Brain Ninja" Heimer: "NO HE DOESN'T!"
Zelda Frankenstein: "NOBODY KNOWS YOU"
Al "Brain Ninja" Heimer: "Shannon, I know literally everyone here, and I..." *Shannon covers his mouth with his palm* *muffled Alfred noises*
Al "Brain Ninja" Heimer: "Whoa, Crazy, senile old man is really having trouble conducting himself here" *nervous laugh*
Zelda Frankenstein: what if he like
Zelda Frankenstein: sprays his scarf with cloroform
Zelda Frankenstein: "shannon I don't breathe"
Zelda Frankenstein: "sssSHHHHHHH"
Al "Brain Ninja" Heimer: Omfg
Al "Brain Ninja" Heimer: "No words now, only dreams."
Al "Brain Ninja" Heimer: "Shannon, if chloroform could put me to sleep I would chug it nightly."
Zelda Frankenstein: he just hits him
Al "Brain Ninja" Heimer: everyone else just stares awkwarldy
Al "Brain Ninja" Heimer: "...should we do something?"
Al "Brain Ninja" Heimer: "No, just let them sort it out."













