From the Parking Lot: Week 1 Preview
It’s finally here - week 1 versus the Philadelphia Eagles on Monday Night Football.
We’re here, we’re queer, it’s time for the week 1 previews, live from spot B30 in the Green Lot. We are also buzzed on wine coolers and car fumes, so don’t hold us to them.
Jesus Shuttlesworth:
everyone acts like they have a clue what’s going to happen in this game, but the fact is 75% of the game is a huge unknown between Chip Kelly’s awesome taste in music, RG3’s hgh-repaired ligaments, and Philly’s Swiss cheese secondary.
Alls I know is that the #1 rushing offense in the NFL is playing at home on MNF against a new nfl head coach, which is a recipe for a woodsheddin’
Skinnies 34 Sheagles 21
Rich Tanguy:
one of the brilliant callers on sports talk radio this afternoon said we have to take it to the eagles, never let the foot off the gas, and stomp a mud hole in them. After hearing that call I realized that people that call into talk radio are autistic. But I appreciate his spirit. Griff is healthier today than he was when we beat the eagles twice last year. An ex-college coach that only left bc he was about to lose scholarships and a QB with the IQ of a 5th grader don’t scare me. After some first half rust, ‘Skins roll.
Redskins 33 Eagles 19.
Danny Lightfoot:
Chip Kelly’s beautiful mind is going to change the NFL. He’s going to act like the Patriots, but with a way worse quarterback. What a mind. I want to shake its hand.
In reality, they are a team with terrible defense trying to learn a new scheme. Everyone keeps wondering “How the Redskins will stop the Eagles?” I have a better question, how will the Eagles stop us? Alfred Morris is going to dominate.
RGIII running onto that field is going to be electric. The crowd will be nuts. I think the Eagles score a late TD to make it respectable.
Redskins 34 Eagles 23
And now a special guest post from our friend MisterPiss (you can find him on AIM):
FedEx provides the perfect setting for the second coming of Steve Spurrier. Mike Vick suffers two injuries before halftime and Matt Barkley brings back memories of Shane Matthews. This isn’t Oregon and Chip Kelly doesn’t even win the fashion battle. Check the AOL main page for MisterPiss chat room invitations.
Redskins 31 Eagles 13
We all have the Skins as winners. Happy RGIII Is Back Day!