After a disappointing Nationals season, I stayed away from all things Nationals. My grieving is over. I'm ready to attack the new season and hot stove by making fun of Bill Ladson and his readers. Why? Because it's the only time I feel alive. / uncontrollable crying. Â
Readers questions in bold, my hot takes are in italics. Enjoy:
How about Jayson Werth as player-manager next year? It worked for the Senators, after all, with Bucky Harris and Joe Cronin.
-- Michael L., Washington
Great start! What an insane idea! Bucky Harris was a player/manager when the Senators won the World Series in 1924. Joe Cronin won the AL pennant in 1933. Very relevant. I hope Michael L is a doctor; "Hey, this worked one time, 89 years ago!" /pours gas down a crippled kids throat.
There is no question that Werth has strong opinions and would make a great manager. However, I'm not sure if he wants that role. I'll ask Werth this weekend and let you know what he says in a notebook item.
I'm guessing he says "no", then acts like a dick
This past season, Adam LaRoche had a .403 slugging percentage, which might fly at shortstop, but not at first base. Do you think that Tyler Moore is good enough to be in a platoon with LaRoche, or should the Nats go after someone like James Loney to start most of the time?
-- Jack G. , Kensington, N.Y.
LaRoche will be back as the everyday first baseman in 2014. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt in this case when it comes to the numbers he put up this past season. He has to figure out his medication for attention deficit disorder. The medication is the reason he lost 15 to 20 pounds and lost some of his home run power.Â
Ok, can we call bullshit on this? What 33 year old baseball player switches his attention deficit disorder medication and ruins his season? Why switch? Maybe he is just aging like a normal 33 year old, and his skills diminished? His OPS+ was almost the same (106 to 102) as his last year in Arizona, right before the Nats signed him. I'd argue that he was the guy the Nats signed originally. Remember when Davey wanted to platoon him before 2012? Platoon him. He batted .198 against lefties last season.
How does Ross Ohlendorf fit in with the Nationals' future plans? I see him as a great No. 4 or 5 starter.
-- Bill D., Cromwell, Conn.
"Great" followed by "4th or 5th starter" should never happen.
He is arbitration eligible and he should be back as a long man. I don't see him as a fourth or fifth starter next year. He had a tendency to run out of gas after five innings, according to former manager Davey Johnson.
Have you noticed how similar the home run swings of Wilson Ramos and Andres Galarraga are? Every time Ramos goes yard, he reminds me of The Big Cat.
-- John B., Portland, Ore.
I can see similarities, especially the way they stand in the batter's box. If Ramos can stay healthy, he can put up similar numbers to The Big Cat
They both have giant thighs and are Hispanic? Look at The Big Cat stats. He peaked after 30. So full of steroids. The needle for his ass must have been 2 feet long. Biggest ass in history.
I think that left-hander David Price would be the ideal arm to add to the Nationals' rotation. If he is willing to agree to an extension, do you think that he would be a good fit for the Nationals?
-- Greg M., Washington D.C.
A good fit? No way. Who needs a 28 year old, Cy Young winning, left-hander? No thanks.
Of course Price would be a great addition for the Nationals. However, the Rays still have two more years of control when it comes to Price. Keep in mind that the Rays are not loaded with pitching like they were a few years back. Let's see what happens during the offseason.
Bill loves saying, "Let's see what happens". The questions and answers are all speculation.What happens is going to happen. You don't have to say that. It's a waste of time. I realize the irony in me spending time writing about Bill wasting time, but it drives me nuts.Â
I know the Nats insist the offense is set for next year, but do you see any possibility of the team pursuing a big name like Robinson Cano to help improve the offense?
-- Ryan K., Mechanicsburg, Pa.
I'm not counting anything out. Going into last offseason, I didn't think there was a need in the bullpen and the team signed Rafael Soriano to a two-year deal. Of all the positions on the roster, second base is the one position they could improve upon. Do I see the Nationals giving Cano a 10-year, $300 million contract? No. Maybe a deal spanning five or six years. Don't forget that Brandon Phillips is available, according to a published report. Anything is possible.
Comparing a two year deal for a reliever to a 10 year, 300 million dollar deal is insane. One compromises your payroll for 10 years, the other is almost over as I write this.Â
Bill loves Brandon Phillips. Which would you rather have (Shout out to hack writers everywhere with my "blind" comparison):Â
Player A: 32 yrs old, .261/.310/.396, OPS+ 92, dWAR .4, 4 years- 50 million.
Player B: 23 yrs old, .265/.329/.396, OPS+ 99, dWAR -1, Rookie deal (FA in 2019)
Player A is Brandon Phillips. Player B is Anthony Rendon. Seems pretty clear who you'd want. Phillips is a worse hitter, and barely a better fielder, even though Rendon was new to the position. Your only argument for Phillips is that the Nats hate money and are moving Zimmerman to first, neither of those seem to be the case.
With Michael Morse available as a free agent next year, would the Nats consider bringing him back?
-- Bob R., Washington
I don't see it happening. There isn't any room for him to become an everyday player. I don't think he would want to become a bench player again.
Is Michael Morse in any position to dictate his playing time? He was 1,198th in WAR last season (-1.8). Tied with BJ Upton, which is hilarious.
What did you think about the Nationals hiring Williams as manager last week?
-- Cameron G., Washington
It's too early to tell. Williams had a great news conference and talked a great game. He is very excited to start managing this team. Williams said the team is going to be aggressive. It sounds like we are going to see some small-ball action, as well as the team going for the three-run homer.Â
I love the idea, "going for the three-run homer". Your objective should be not to get out. When a guy is bunting, opposing teams always say, "throw a strike, he's trying to make an out.". There's a reason for that. Outs are a good thing for the pitcher. Stop bunting. Stop loving small ball, Bill. Mickey Rivers isn't walking through that door.
What is Christian Garcia's status? Will he join the Nationals in 2014? He was a great late addition to the bullpen in 2012.
-- Tom B., Farnham, Va.
Farnham is a small tow with nothing going on. Tom B sits on his porch thinking of things to worry about. Today, he thought to worry about what Christian Garcia is up to. Tom B remembers Christian Garcia's 12.2 innings in 2012 like they were yesterday. It was a magical 13 game stretch.
Christian Garcia is 28 years old and has only pitched 12.2 innings in the majors. He is an injury waiting to happen. Who the fuck cares?
Garcia was recently taken off the 60-day disabled list and is expected to be ready for Spring Training. I expect Garcia to compete for one of the bullpen spots, but the days of him becoming a starter are likely over. Johnson wanted him to be a starter, but I don't see that happening now that Williams is the manager.
Garcia has started 60 of his 135 games in the minors, and 0 of his 13 games in the majors. No shit he's not a starter, Bill.
Are Gold Glove Awards given with consideration to the offensive stats of a player? Otherwise, how could Denard Span miss out on the award this year?
-- Alex C., Montreal
I agree! Span was so much better than Gomez! Â Gomez looked so average in the three games I watched Gomez play! Go screw MLB! Give Span his deserved Gold Glove! Bill, hit them with the facts!
I was shocked that Span didn't win the Gold Glove. That makes three of us!
Besides not making an error, Span's range that reminded me of Paul Blair, when he played the Orioles in the 1970s. Errors are a weird stat when talking outfielders. Also, Denard Span reminding you of Paul Blair doesn't mean Span was better than Gomez this season....but I'm still angry as hell!Â
 Whenever there was a ball hit in the gap, Span always found a way to grab it for a key out. I remember those too! I mean not specifically, but I remember being like, "oh man, nice catch" a couple times. By the way, Gomez is an asshole who never helped his team win.
I thought that Rick Ankiel was the best defensive center fielder in Nationals history, but I have to say that Span is right up there with him. Agree. Gold Glove= Better-than-pitcher-turned-outfielder Rick Ankiel.
I am hard pressed to think that Carlos Gomez's offensive numbers had a lot to do with him winning the Gold Glove. Wait, I don't understand. So the offensive numbers didn't help? That does happen in Gold Glove voting. Maybe you botched the saying and you think Gomez's offensive numbers did affect the Gold Glove vote. I'm so confused......but go on!
He is an excellent center fielder, but he's not better than Span.
Strong take, Bill. Let me remove my Nats colored glasses and look at the metrics. Oh my god! We were wrong.Â
Carlos Gomez- Defensive Runs Saved: 38
Denard Span- Defensive Runs Saved: 3
Carlos Gomez was a better defender than Span in every advanced metric. Span did have less errors, which is a flawed way to evaluate defensive abilities, if not idiotic. I mean, what person would do that?