i give you a ship: mitsuzana
- who snores
Oh god, it’s gotta be Mitsuhide. No way that big bear of a man doesn’t sound like a 757 flying into an airfield.
- who takes out the trash
NOT IZANA,THAT’S FOR DAMN SURE
- who hands out candy vs who takes the kid(s) trick or treating
Izana hands out the candy. The full sized bars. Butterfingers. Milky way. Snickers. Hersey’s. He’s got them all. He considers it bribes for the neighborhood kids should he ever need to curry favor.
Mitsuhide goes out with the kids and he always ALWAYS dresses in theme with whatever their kids picked out.
- who goes to parent teacher conferences
Izana is PRESIDENT of the PTA. He’s got his fingers in all the pies. Mitsuhide comes to the conferences, though, to frown worryingly when someone gets an A- on one of their tests. He also has deep concerns about the plate lunches that the school provides. How are those three leafs of lettuce on his sons plate conductive to a growing brain? They need more nutrients!
- who packs a lunch for the other to take to work
Mitsuhide all the way. He even wears a cute little aprons and listens to Taylor Swift as he’s making them.
- leaves clothes all over the floor/in the laundry basket vs who puts them away
Neither? I’m going to go with neither here. Izana is far too fastidious and Mitsuhide far too contentious to leave clothes all over the floor.
- who organizes the DVDs and books
Izana. He finds the process of organization soothing.
- who has a million magazine subscriptions
Hmmmmmm… I wanna say between the two of them, they have a small tower of magazines in the living room. Mitsuhide has stuff like Sports Illustrated and Backpacker while Izana subscripts to the Economist and Forbes at the very least.
- who has a name for the stray neighborhood cat
Mitsuhide. And all the stray cats for five blocks have him tagged for a sucker that will feed them. And he does. He has a bag of kibble in the garage that Izana sighs at whenever he sees it, but knows that MITSUHIDE CAN’T LET THE POOR BABIES STARVE T_T
- who walks around naked at night and forgets the living room window is open
Mitsuhide, definitely. And it’s always on the way for a midnight snack. The neighbors across the way never complain, tho :3