#mjayvevo

[ghostclvb]

Love is stored in the taint

Sir are you aware that I hate you

[ramdaughter]

Hmm, I’d sayyy Gengar, Sylveon, Alolan Ninetails, Keldeo (or Milotic, as a non-legendary option!), Togekiss, andddd Venasaur!

oh this is so badass i love it? 

im gonna have to try this set up sometime actually 😭

[kumoships]

BYE, you tagged that ask as white women, I'm fucking fuosysgousioyeygegutsywyg

:^)

[soup-eater]

mjayvevo replied to your post “fave mutuals?”

Come thru, cuz my gay ass always does!

ASLKFJHALKSJFHALKJFHAF I FUCKIN HATE U

[soup-eater]

Hitting the folks

im tiredt

[bestabs2015]

PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HHHHHHH, bruh. You're funny

thank you very much. 

it might seem effortless but i actually stay awake at night and try to think of new jokes so that my reputation as the funny guy in this neck o’ the woods isn’t endangered. i am the supreme around here. whoever doubts that can meet me in the pit

i will fight you.

[genericgayjoke]

Gonna make a rap for u on the spot: Yo, Conno, double O forget the r. Heard u like chocolate, barz, probably the other kind too. Who doesn't? I'm bored af, too turnt up. Upwards, downwards, back n forth, I tried eating soup with a fork. Thought it was chicken noodle but it wasn't. No noodle in my soup. I'm bad at this 😭✌️

MJay!  OMFG what even, I’m literally sobbing laughing.  Omg are you ok?  Do you need some noodles.  I will deliver you noodles with Andrea. 

[pepsimilktea]

Thanks for the follow!

You’re welcome, love.