(Power went out of my house, here’s something before I forget. This was sitting in my note for months😂)
batman: no killing
moon knight! Reader: understandable
moon knight! Reader five minutes later:
"khonshu said it's okay"
batman:
batman, opening a bottle of aspirin:
"there is no legal system equipped to handle this sentence"
….
Jason: I work alone.
Moon Knight! Reader, arriving in a stolen limbo at 3 AM: "That's crazy. Anyway, I brought snacks."
…..
Batman: Your methods are reckless.
Mk! Reader : Your child soldiers are standing right there behind you.
Entire Batfam:
Entire Batfam:
Jason wheezing: HE'S GOT A POINT, OLD MAN.
….
Duke: So how many people are in there?
Mk! Reader: Depends.
Duke: That's not reassuring.
Mk! Reader : three-ish?
Duke: THREE-ISH?
Mk!reader : We stopped counting.
Duke: WHY WOULD YOU STOP COUNTING?
…..
Damian: "Father, remind me why do we trust my sibling? They’re unstable.
Mk! Reader is currently arguing with nobody.Mk! Reader: "No, Khonshu, that's stupid.
Five seconds later…
Mk! Reader : "Actually that's kind of brilliant."
Damian: "HE IS NEGOTIATING WITH THE AIR."
Bruce: "We all have flaws."
Damian: "THIS IS NOT A FLAW."
……
Bruce spent years perfecting intimidation.
Mk! Reader accidentally outdoes him by existing.
Criminals:
"OH GOD IT'S THE WHITE ONE."
Bruce, offended beyond words:
"The white one?"
….
Jason: Hold on.
Jason: You tell me there are multiple people living in your head?
Mk! Reader: Correct.
Jason: And they argue constantly?
Mk! Reader: Yes.
Jason: And one of them makes terrible decisions?
Mk! Reader: Several of them.
Jason: Oh my God.
Jason: You're just mentally like Batman.
Mk! Reader:That's the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.
THE WHITE ONE 😭🤚 💀
and lol "three-ish" imagine if mk!reader said three and a half 👀
Anyway
Hope you get your power back soon!!!!