Jan 12, 2017
Do you want to build a snowman?
Yeah, I guess? But we’re on an island so right now I’d rather build a sandman.
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Do you want to build a snowman?
Yeah, I guess? But we’re on an island so right now I’d rather build a sandman.
Why do you want to meet your baby cousin so bad?
I mean, at first it was because I like babies and I was curious, but now mostly to piss Bailey J off.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
This sentence makes my head hurt.
rank your sex partners and critique them
Ofelia, she’s the best person I know so it makes sense she’d be the best at this. Plus she’s the only one I had sex with more than once, and she was like basically my trainer so she was obviously really good at it if she was like teaching it.
Bailey J, because at least she didn’t leave right after it was done and tell me I better not think it meant we were going back together.
Candice is literally in jail forever, does that not tell you something about how much she sucks?
did u ever try any drugs??
Just pot. And normal cooking mushrooms, not the psychic kind.
Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yeah, grandma had an open casket funeral. It’s ‘cause she died on Christmas Eve and we had to prove to Richie she didn’t get run over by a reindeer.
did you fuck a shark
JOKE’S ON YOU, I’VE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A SHARK! But if someone wants to dress in a shark costume and seduce me, like... bring it on.
what song makes u think of bailey j??
Supermassive Blackhole.