gimme all/ any texts~
send ✆ for a morning text
( ✉🡒 min🥂 ) heard you went out last night and didn’t invite me( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) i’m mortally wounded by this treachery you know( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) i shall never forgive you( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) never
send ♔ for an angry text
( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) fuck you( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) and not literally this time
send ♠ for a drunk text
( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) pinkk sprklyd rinks wit umerllass r d bessssst( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) nude.jpg attached( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) comeee oveveerr?? 😉🍆👅💦
send ☏ for a vague text
( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) i did … a thing
send ⁇ for a worried text
( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) pls tell me you didn’t die( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) if you did some experiment with some random potion istg( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) call me and let me know ur not dead. ( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) please.
send ♣ for a text not meant for you
( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) i just wish i wasn’t so fucked up( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) um that wasn’t meant for you ignore that im perfect
send ✺ for a sassy text
( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) alright mister well dont come crying to me when i dont do that think with my tongue you like anymore
send √ for a long-winded confession text
( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) i know ur just meant to be my dealer and im meant to be urs( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) but maybe i dont have to act like it all the time( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) i guess we’re friends right? at least i think we are( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) i hope we are? yeh. yeh i hope we are.( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) business (and other things) aside you’re a good friend
send ☠ for a misguided advice text
( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) so what you’re gonna wanna do after that is order a vibe wand and lots of ribbon( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) you still with me?
send ☢ for a desperate text
( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) pls PLS come over( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) ill even give you money just you gotta get over here istg( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) i NEED you this is a bedroom emergency and everyone else is MAD AT ME
send ☼ for a congratulatory text
( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) congratulations. i cant fucking walk.
send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent
( ✉ 🡒 min🥂 ) you’re just so warm
