#mmeeeeeeeee

[yugiohz]

spirited away is a beautiful example of a girl trying rlly rlly hard not to cry at her first job

[vancilart]

when the bar’s full but ya man’s playing for you only

[ash---tree]

The best thing about shipping Otayuri is that it comes with its own AU, “The Hero and The Fairy”  

In other words, this ships comes with one of the cutest prompts ever and we should embrace it 

[throwingballsatluke]

GUESS WHOS GONNA GET DREADSSSS

[aashfox]

all the questions SUCKA

FUCK STEVE

alright, let's do it, SORRY BROS, LET'S TALK ABOUT MEEEE

a: have you ever smoked weed? If yes, tell us the craziest thing you've done while high.

Yes and um I don't really get crazy, actually I zone out more than anything. Oh wait, I was smoking on a four story fire escape and dropped my phone and didn't realize until like an hour later. Is that crazy?

b: what's your favorite restaurant? do you get the same thing every time you go?

There's this really great Italian place in my hometown that I always have to order their tilapia at, any herb crusting or whatever. It's just the best damn fish I've ever had.

c: biggest insecurity?

My weight...

d: any pets? tell us about them!

DOG.

e: name 5 things you dislike about yourself and 5 things you like about yourself 

Weight, weight, weight, weight, feet. 

Hair, eyes, smile, chest, waist.

f: ever been to a foreign country? If not, where do you want to go most?

Unfortunately not, but anywhere is Italy honestly. 

g: what are 5 objects that you can grab right now?

Blanket, phone, Dave Eggers book, headphones, back scratcher.

h: 3 bad habits?

Smoking, and well smoking is really the only thing I regret sometimes and say fuck it 95% of the time.

i: yes or no: you've done something illegal. (brave ones will say what!)

Yeah. But nothing ~*~*~crazy~*~*~. Drugs, underage public drinking, speeding... Eh.

j: what does the last text message you received say?

"Of course they are ;)"

k: what does the last text message you sent say?

A video of my friend's dogs.

l: is there one thing that always makes you laugh?

People.

m: 3 things you hope happen before summer ends?

Get a visual management job with Gap, actually finish a script I start, and g3t sum

n: 5 turn offs

When people think racism and sexism and all that jazz can ever be funny. Aka ignorance. All five.

o: 5 turn ons

Sense of humor, stupid smile, ankles/wrists, ability to be serious and have your own beliefs to defend but understand others yet still managed to joke and laugh even in the hardest times. That last can count as two.

p: smash or pass the person who sends this to you

Wait, is that sexual? What are these hip terms? Also, smash ;)

q: quote your favorite song lyric

r: what's the one item you treasure te most?

What?

s: spit or swallow?

Spit, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

t: tell us the story of _____

a giiiiirl who cried a river and drowned the whole wooorrrllld and while she looked so sad in photographs I absolutely loved her when she smiiillleeeeddddd

u: favorite thing about yourself?

Personality.

v: are you a virgin?

Yes.

w: what do you think about young love?

It's possibly, bet feeble.

x: one x-rated thing you would do with {insert url or celebrity here}

Um look I'll just take a decent fuck from Chris Evans whatever whatever

y: one person you really admire and why?

Dave Eggers because he has the most incredible literary voice that can take any topic and bring me to the verge of tears, joy, sorrow, etc. If I can ever develop my voice like that, pheeewww

z: what time do you usually go to bed?

There's never a set time

@: last time you touched your private parts?

Yesterday

;): Guys, last time you masturbated? How often do you masturbate? Girls, have you ever masturbated?

Fuck you that there's even a gender bias on this. Yes I do and often.

: *: ever kissed anyone of the same sex?

Yeah, but nothing really ~*~*~sensual~*~*~

!!: something we'd find surprising about you?

If you find anything about me surprising you most not know me in even the slightest

%: do you still talk to the last person you kissed?

He makes me really fucking angry. But, I don't know, he's a nice person...???? Ugh