#mo-livan

[mo-livan]

Tyler: Let's watch Star Trek; Into Darkness, yeah?

Me: Benedict is in that.

Tyler: Benedict Arnold? Okay.

Me: No... Benedict Cumberbatch. Who the hell is Benedict Arnold?

Tyler: googles it.

Tyler: He was a general in the Revolutionary War...

[mo-livan]

One time a few years ago my family and I were playing Apples to Apples, which is kind of like the family friendly version of Cards Against Humanity, and the describer card was "Flawless." I had a make your own card in my hand and I was all "I got this round, you bitches bow before me." I slammed my card down and shouted REGINA GEORGE....

nobody knew what the hell I was talking about.

I don't think I've ever been more disappointed in my family before

[mo-livan]

Is it sad that I feel bad for the cards I skip over when I play solitaire? Like, I tell them I'll use them next round and that they really are important. I just don't want them to feel bad...

[mo-livan]

Roommate: So, what are your New Year's resolutions?

Me: I'm going to watch my attitude and start being nice to people.

Roommate: *hysterical laughing*

Me: Fuck you, I can be nice to people.

Roommate: ...

Me: Wait, let me start over.

[mo-livan]

So this year I'm going to start exercising regularly and eating healthy and actually be nice to people. Wait, what? This is a resolution? I thought it was like April Fools but in January. Damnit!

[myathesleepyoctopus]

mo-livan reblogged your post Screw all of these other show... and added:

NONONONONONONNONONONONO YOU FINIHS SUPERNATURAL RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY!!!!!

MAKE ME

[kylux]

I did Disturbed and Shinedown. I need to do system of a down, shinedown, breaking benjamin, sick puppies, and the carpenters tomorrow. 

[kylux]

mo-livan answered your question: im bored as idk what so im gonna go on a photo...

disturbed! metallica! system of a down! shinedown! breaking benjamin! sick puppies! the carpenters!

great bands! i'll get started. :D