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Does anyone have that video edit where Nicki minaj (?) eats an egg and goes to the hospital where Ariana grande (?) is a nurse and then she. dies? Nicki minaj?

#mobbtalks #does this make any sense at all #it’s like voice lines edited together from various songs and such #when she eats the egg it goes wabbu wah wahbu wahb wabbu wah wab

I changed my icon for pride month reasons but. Tbh. I may not go back

#mobbtalks #do these colours not slap?#it’s the aroace flag for anyone wondering :)

Current thoughts on TOTK:

I keep forgetting that I don’t have the paraglider yet and jumping off tall things. And there are a lot of tall things in this game. Usually there’s enough fall time for me to go, ‘wait, I don’t have the paraglider yet’, and then I get to hear all of Links bones shatter on impact

#mobbtalks #tears of the kingdom #totk

Simply cannot stop thinking about how dnd went for me tonight

With Helena, combat tends to be ‘I roll to hit. I roll to hit. I roll to hit.’ And it’s great (now that I’m actually hitting things) because Helena does boatloads of damage, and also that’s how Helena is, she’s singleminded! She’s locked tf in!

With Cindy, I’m going fucking nuts. I’m running around like a cat with the zoomies. I’m frolicking. I’m catching bullets midair and throwing them back.

But what happened tonight.

We’re in a house under siege by a collection of undead. I, before the siege started, managed to spot their vehicle from a second story window, so while everyone else was defending the house I was scuttling out the window, sprinting across the yard, and stealing their wagon

Now, unfortunately, their driver & also their attack dogs were right there. The dogs jumped into the wagon and started trying to bite me, but simply could not match my AC. the driver tried to shoot me, but I caught the arrow/bullet, and flung it back, so then the driver also got into the wagon and at that point I realized my plan had gone from ‘run over the guys at the front door’ to ‘I am now driving a fun package of bonus guys to fight’ so I did a pristine 3 point turn and started driving into the night

Wagon has a movement speed of 50. Dm allows use of dash, so with the 3 point turn factored in I manage to get 60 feet off the edge of the battle map.

This is where it goes wrong.

If I do my turn right, I can move 120 feet. I decide to bail out of the wagon (full of things attacking me) and try to cut the horses free as I go, so they can’t turn around and come back.

I roll acrobatics to get out of the wagon.

Natural one.

Reroll burning a luck point.

Natural one.

I fall out of the wagon. Dm tells me to roll acrobatics to see if I fall under the horses or not.

Natural one.

I take seven points of bludgeoning damage.

I am now at 20/22 hp.

I pick myself up, brush myself off, and sprint 100 feet in order to arrive directly behind the guys trying to break into the front door.

We run out of time for the session to keep going.

But in combat time, in the span of six seconds, I did a 3 point turn, drove a wagon 60 feet into the night, fell out, got run over, and then ran 100 feet back to where I started.

#mobbtalks #three natural ones in a row…………#we were rolling digital dice. so it’s not like my die were weighted #dm even had me make another check to make sure it wasn’t a glitch and I got a 19. Cindy Wanted to get Trampled #maybe some sort of divine retribution #because I did say earlier in the session that I Did Not Know how to Drive #driving? no. three point turn? no problem. getting out of the vehicle? big problem.#I’m having Such a good time playing monk

Every time I open the note my most current fanfic is in to keep writing my phone gets extremely warm and starts lagging.

Maybe. Maybe the chapters are. maybe. getting a little long.

#mobbtalks #chapters 1+2 together are 5k. chapter 4 alone is 5k. last I checked chapter 5 was 4k and I’m like not even at the halfway mark #or I wasn’t. when I checked. I think I am now and I don’t want to check how many words it took

The dolphin???? From dolphin shoals?????? Like okay yea yeah moo moo meadows cow phenomenal show stopping the dolphin shoals dolphin???

I’m fascinated. I simply must know more. What funny outfits will this fish wear. How he steering. Put him in a car? Will he sit? Gas pedal?

#mobbtalks #like okay yeah the goomba. sure. he has no arms. how is he steering. or of course king boo how he using the pedals #but like #that’s just a fish. *note I am aware dolphins are not technically fish who give a shit #he’s not even sitting on the bike. he’s just. floating there.

Thinking about totk again and what how, ultimately, Link is the best/worst possible matchup for that incarnation of Ganondorf.

What comes to mind is the upheaval decaying almost all the weapons. I can imagine Ganondorf picturing Link, without the master sword, unable to find a suitable replacement. Man has no idea that this Link spent an entire previous game beating bokoblins to death with their own skeletal arms. He’ll use sticks. Mops. Torches. I once saw a man kill a lynel with a bookshelf.

Ganondorf reenacting the ‘our battle will be legendary!’ tai lung meme while Link is laser focused on building a restaurant around him as fast as possible. Just an absolute looney toons matchup

#mobbtalks #ofc ofc you could just play it totally seriously that is the power of player choice #but it does amuse me like. clearly ganon was NOT looking at the events of botw #I think the funniest possible take on this is two speedruns back to back #calamity ganon lasts all of like. what’s the world record like 18 minutes or smth? against link #decay Ganondorf like nah nah that was different I’m taking away all the weapons again. surely he will not do it twice (he does it twice)

I’m getting. Two kittens.

#mobbtalks #end of may end of may end of may end of may #little bambinos…. little stinkers……..#latest names on the ‘to be considered’ list (which is like 25 strong at the point) Macavity and Rum Tum #considered filling ‘Rum Tum’ out to the full rum tum tugger But #my mom used to tell me stories about a character called the Rum Tum Tigger #who made fantastical Ice Creams #so just leaving it Rum Tum I feel would be a homage to that #but a lot of the other names are Really good too #Syke… mischief and mayhem. trick and trap. hough #fish and chip.

Simply cannot stop thinking about how dnd went for me tonight

With Cindy, I’m going fucking nuts. I’m running around like a cat with the zoomies. I’m frolicking. I’m catching bullets midair and throwing them back.

But what happened tonight.

Wagon has a movement speed of 50. Dm allows use of dash, so with the 3 point turn factored in I manage to get 60 feet off the edge of the battle map.

This is where it goes wrong.

If I do my turn right, I can move 120 feet. I decide to bail out of the wagon (full of things attacking me) and try to cut the horses free as I go, so they can’t turn around and come back.

I roll acrobatics to get out of the wagon.

Natural one.

Reroll burning a luck point.

Natural one.

I fall out of the wagon. Dm tells me to roll acrobatics to see if I fall under the horses or not.

Natural one.

I take seven points of bludgeoning damage.

I am now at 20/22 hp.

I pick myself up, brush myself off, and sprint 100 feet in order to arrive directly behind the guys trying to break into the front door.

We run out of time for the session to keep going.

But in combat time, in the span of six seconds, I did a 3 point turn, drove a wagon 60 feet into the night, fell out, got run over, and then ran 100 feet back to where I started.

#mobbtalks

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