#mobilicious

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Maybe if I watch markiplier while I'm sick it'll scare the germs right out of my body

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"Shred on forever in peace, dude"

Am I saying farewell to a dead surfer or a dead guitarist

The world may never know

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OH BALLS MY QUEUE RAN OUT

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is it weird that my first thought upon making a new friend is "hAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO DISNEYLAND LET'S GO TO FUCKING DISNEYLAND" like why is that my go-to activity

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That's real cute Steam, putting Fallout 3 and New Vegas on sale the day after Bethesda drops the Fallout 4 trailer

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My mom's been playing Donkey Kong 64 and I've been helping by reading the guide book. But since she has to play in the living room my sister's been watching, and she literally just said "does she know she laughs like an idiot?" about Candy. It's like, Candy's laugh CAN get pretty annoying if you have to listen to it too much but could you p l e a s e take your internalized misogyny elsewhere you arrogant asshole

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awww just what I always wanted a COCKROACH IN MY B E D R O O M

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Holy fuck I'm trying to focus on what's going on but this episode started with Mulder in a Speedo and I still haven't started breathing again