#mocklate

[askvectorprime]

Dear Vector Prime, do you ever think that Mocklate is a bit like Starscream?

Dear Chocolate Challenger,

I couldn’t say—but Scourge, the draconian ruler of the Jungle Planet, has informed me Starscream tastes like steel and grease, rather than chocolate of any kind.

[candychameleon]

I ran a poll on twitter asking who I should redesign in the show's style next, and Mocklate won, so here she is! made her a girl, based her design off of Sweet Cheat's (with a few small changes)

surely a face THIS cute isn't capable of any sort of evil plots, right? ...right?

[askvectorprime]

Dear Vector Prime, do Unicron's Four Horsemen exists anywhere else other than the Armada/Energon timeline?

Dear Eschatological Equestrian,

As I've discussed in the past, Unicron is not a creative god, and as such it's only natural for him to return to the same ideas on several occasions. One such incarnation of this unit consisted of dimensionally-abducted warriors, who were each claimed at a point in their timeline when they may otherwise have perished, ensuring a seed of loyalty with which Unicron was able to shackle them.

These horsemen consisted of:

...Death, a longtime servant of Unicron who had once been known as Battle Unicorn, and who was responsible for ensuring the Maximal Council were in no state to resist the Dark God's Culling.

...War, a Mach Kick who once followed the Liege Maximo, and who was plucked from battle, saving him from being bisected by Arcee.

...Pestilence, who had been Sir Sire, a noble member of the Maximal Army, only nano-kliks away from being converted into a Vehicon drone when Unicron "rescued" him.

And the last, whose kingdom had been usurped, and who had found himself on the chopping block, ready to lose his crown and cone at the hands of Mocklate. He had once been known as the noble King Candyhooves, but now was only Famine.

[portableairport-archive]

[sigh] OK If you're going to be that creepy asshole who calls black women chocolate you can at least pick a decent brand. Hershey's is fucking garbage.