#mockthree

[yagami-raito-kun]

List boob quality in order of best to worst: Takada, Misa, Near

Muse is under truth serum

You’re trying to make Nadia murder me, aren’t you?

“Going by size, it’s Kiyomi, Misa, Nadia. Going by personal appreciation…Nadia, Kiyomi, Misa. Satisfied?”

[yagami-raito-kun]

//I would like to congratulate the boob size anon for getting Light reamed out by his jailer girlfriend. Rest in pieces, Kira.

[yagami-raito-kun]

I'm confused. What's your deal with mockthree's Near?

//I’m going to take pity on Light and answer this one for him, since I have three different and entirely unrelated AUs going with mockthree:

The longest-running one is actually on Skype, not Tumblr (though it spills over here from time to time), and began as a non-shippy, straightforward Noel AU before winding up with Light and Near in a rather codependent and ethically murky relationship which the SPK doesn’t approve of, seeing as Light is currently serving a life sentence in Near’s custody. (This is the AU I usually default to when replying to asks from/about mockthree, unless otherwise specified.)

A college AU in which Nadia is the same age as Light and attends To-Oh after leaving Wammy’s House. They’re currently on their first date and having a fairly good time.

An AU where Light prevailed at the warehouse, eliminated the Task Force and SPK, and imprisoned Near in the same secret cell she intended to hold him in, had she won. He came down to gloat, and everything’s gone downhill from there.

[victoryavenged-blog]

called out so hard even his alternate reality self is judging

[nriii-blog]

“Yagami, I’m going to need you to keep your hands off of my sister.”

[nriii-blog]

“What now? I thought I asked you not to bother me unless it was important.”