#mod 007

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Well sorry! I'm just used to having it be my blog as the first choice and not this one xD

[tipsfromqbranch]

Bond was wrong about the kitten, guys. Q's a fuzzy bear. I have proof.

Hand over the proof and no one gets maimed, poisoned, blown up, or equally unfortunately incapacitated.

And tempting though the idea might sound, I don't recommend holding the proof as blackmail material. We've tried blackmail. It didn't end well.

[tipsfromqbranch]

Keep up the great work, Q Branch. I'm proud of you all.

Thank you, sir. We live to please.

And to torment Bond until he cries, because we're lovely like that.

[tipsfromqbranch]

just wondering. do you lot just stay and watch the domestic spats with popcorns and snapping pictures for the instagram (because you're all every bit of a hipster as your boss) or do you just-- you know- hit the deck and hide under your desks before objects start to fly.

It generally depends... there's a lot of factors: how recently Q got a cup of tea, how long it's been since Bond's mission, how many hours without sleep, how recently they fucked (don't ask how we know that, it was a traumatic experience).But usually safer not to risk it. We tend to camp out behind upturned tables, one poor unlucky individual peering around the corner with a camera in hand, some of us eating popcorn and perhaps pelting some over into the battlefield if things get dull... What? We never claimed to be couples councellors. To sum that up, our attitude to spats:

[tipsfromqbranch]

Hello, fellow interns. I see that you've come across 007 recently and he has spewed some very unfortunate remarks about ...our private life. Normally, I would be a gentleman and apologize for his brash behavior, but all of you have my full and complete permission to make his life utter hell for just a while. Run wild.

Well now.

This looks like fun.

We've been given our job. Let's get to work, interns.

[tipsfromqbranch]

You'd be surprised of how flexible I am, but well. Another story, another time.

Thank you, Bond. We look forwards to hearing it and posting it all over the internet. I'm sure I shall enjoy it.

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LOVE!

Well now, that's nice. Love is always appreciated at Q branch.

Though we're out of AA batteries, believe it or not. Couldn't pop down to the local and get us some of that, rather than love? Cos as of yet, love can't power a circuit... we are researching, though, so give it a week or two. We'll get back to you on that.